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Herpa Derpa

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  1. But why cuz? Texas still winning. This year still has every goal in sight. Who cares how the fraud is fooling the cheese fan? You gotta listen to Queen Elsa and let it goooooooo. Now when it gets to March and there's the annual faceplant, then we can all come back to this thread and point and laugh again.
  2. Didn't Drunken History already do all of this? With most of the same cast? I'm holding out hope this ain't just Mel's name slapped on a Hulu version Movie 43 shitshow.
  3. Fake news. Bama fans don't bathe.
  4. Sorry, I wasn't speaking of you, SLX. You good people.
  5. I'm just here for the repetitive chastisement by a typical self-absorbed Boomer. Most useless generation ever. Unless you're really into smelling your own farts as they perfected that art.
  6. I can believe it. Can't stand it. But I can believe it.
  7. Now that's how you do wicked satire. My only quibble was the dearth of tattoos on the staff. Needed more full sleeves.
  8. Anyone know the current roster count for aggy? Almost 30 in the portal, graduates, medicals, etc. Could it be possible they couldn't even field a two-deep of scholarship players right now?
  9. Just be glad you ain't east coast. As for the SEC, I imagine Texas will continue to get a hefty share of the 8pm home games as the westernmost campus.
  10. You certainly know how to build a successful organization.
  11. Kind of hard to file for federal office without declaring yourself a citizen of the US and a valid ID to attest to residency. Article I, Section 2, Clause 2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen. Agree with the earlier poster that these are simply selfish pricks that want all the rights with none of the responsibilities. They demand access to taxpayer funded services like roads, hospitals, police, etc. and then cry foul when they find out there is actually a cost to all of that. They are children, pure and simple.
  12. Wizardry! Next you'll tell me you've figured out a way to watch from anywhere in the world, even while outside.
  13. Let's put some meat on the discussion bone: #1 Georgia (SEC) v. #8 Tulane (AAC) #2 Michigan (B1G) v. #7 Utah (P12) #3 TCU (B12) v. #6 Clemson (ACC) #4 Ohio St. (At Large #1) v. #5 Alabama (At Large #2) So only likely difference to this year would be whether Georgia beats tOSU or Bama to face the Frogs. But there is always the random variables like injury with added games.
  14. I'm often wrong. Thus, I don't dwell. That's for the folks that will keep this thread going for another week. Happy New Year!
  15. Oh, thank god. Now I don't have to actually worry about it happening.
  16. Calmer than you are. Here's the reality, it doesn't fucking matter. Game is over.
  17. Nobody outside of Michigan will ever give a second thought to this game.
  18. Fitting as they were the first Texas college team to ever be a legitimate national champion. Yeah, I said it, aggy. Fuck your 1919 bullshit "title".
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