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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Oh, it's real. And it is spectacular.
  2. <throat clear> Tanner Witt will return to the mound in the conference tournament, and thereafter lead Texas to win it all in Omaha with a post-season performance so dominant that it will be thought only a myth by our great-great-grandchildren.
  3. Don't rush me, I've been hurt before. But this one certainly still has the potential to be a keeper.
  4. Your name is Shit Poster? I understand so much more now.
  5. Reportedly buyout drops from $15m to $7.5m after 10/1/22.
  6. It was that or meth back at the farm like every other Saturday.
  7. Not to mention it looks like cheap shit on the teevee.
  8. It was a hagiography from his child bride. Will have to wait another day for a true telling of the story.
  9. Personally, I always prefer cavorting in the woods.
  10. I go into this game thinking, "Is this what it feels like for a Rice fan?" But then I channel my inner JFK. "We choose to go against the best. We choose to go against the best on this Saturday and do all the things to win, not because they are easy, but because they are hard." Tomorrow is the fire that will forge a program.
  11. You can go into the woods without killing things you know.
  12. If Herpa Derpa ran the world: Dear Texas Tech fucknuts. You can have our answer now if you'd like. The Texas offer is this. Nothing, not even a neutral site once a decade. And I would appreciate it if you would pay our entry fee into the SEC personally.
  13. $1.3 Billion box office says it was a small, insignificant part of the audience that felt that way.
  14. Got to hope/believe/pray this is the game Patterson circled back in January and will work up some of that old magic he always used against Texas.
  15. Craig and Roger synced is the thinking Horns' choice.
  16. The best thing about next week is you don't have to pay anything to watch a MasterClass.
  17. Overthrows can be dialed back. It's the unders that would be a real worry.
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