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luke duke

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  1. Is that a turkey for ants?
  2. Specs in Dallas on Central and Royal had Penelope Valencia today https://shop.penelopebourbon.com/products/valencia
  3. Maybe we can just guess. I’ll start… 000-00-0001
  4. I think top left may be hiding the goods under the hat and sunglasses.
  5. Might need some better pics of some of these ladies to determine the amount of my donation.
  6. Take every keyboard, mouse and all of the toilet paper.
  7. These fuckers were $6.29/lb. ~$110/ea
  8. Then buy 4 caps. Or buy one of those which cost about 1/4 what an A/C guy is going to charge you. Put the universal one in, order the normal one, install the normal one and have the universal one back on the shelf. It ain’t rocket surgery.
  9. https://a.co/d/jj5ExjR
  10. Not a speck of pepper in the mashed potatoes.
  11. We hit the St Mary’s (High Hill) one up every Labor Day (Sunday). They make some damn fine fried chicken.
  12. https://www.lewisbarbecue.com/location/lewis-barbecue-atlanta/
  13. I’m pretty sure that was the unanimous consensus when brisket first crossed $20/lb.
  14. Apple or Google Pay and Venmo will cover just about everything.
  15. My old dentist retired. We liked him a lot. The dentist next door bought/merged the practice. On our first visit he told us that my wife, my 3 kids and I all needed sealant on a bunch of our teeth for the low-low price of $100/tooth and, wouldn’t you know it, it wasn’t covered by insurance. We politely told him to fuck off, finished our visit and switched dentists. The new dentist didn’t mention sealants or developing cavities.
  16. Those cheap, shitty electric smokers also make decent, occasional use warming cabinets. Someone gave us a bunch of shit about having one at a cookoff once. He ordered one after we told him what we used it for.
  17. Have you reserved a sofa yet?
  18. The breakfast pizza at QT is legit. Order a whole one on the app and pick it up on your way to whatever early morning event you have. You can also get it by the slice.
  19. How many HDMI ports came from a thread where I was fucking with some poor guy trying to sell something on Shaggy.
  20. How much meth was that welder smoking?
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