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luke duke

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  1. Where does one find an ass fucking dog? Asking for a friend.
  2. I’ve never met a kid that was too cool to drive whatever the fuck their parents bought them.
  3. Tell your wife no or at least negotiate some buttseks. Also why is your FIL making menu requests for your MIL’s party?
  4. Anyone have a bottle of Blanton’s that they would sell for normal cost (or anything else interesting at that price point)? It will go in a Dallas ISD school auction.
  5. I think you got your Abraham Lincoln quotes mixed up.
  6. That’s when they stopped recruiting Kyler Murray.
  7. I once paid a Costa Rican cop $20 to get out of a traffic violation, so this hits close to home.
  8. I’ve decided to reduce funding to the Luke Duke Cosmetology School Scholarship Fund by only visiting XTC on $10 Tuesdays.
  9. https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2025/3/indian-teenager-with-one-in-a-billion-werewolf-syndrome-breaks-hairiest-face-record
  10. Did you skip the week when punctuation was taught in Kindergarten?
  11. Pussy always wins.
  12. That’s some old man font. Your neighbor can probably read that with the blinds closed.
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