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Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
My in-laws tore down their perfectly good house earlier this year, so now they’re living in the 1br barndominium while the new house is under construction. MIL still insisted on hosting Christmas. I offered to host 3 different times. No luck. So I get to spend Christmas in a barn and travel trailer. MIL will spend the whole time bitching about how small the kitchen is. I made the mistake of asking if they even had a Christmas tree. Of course the answer was no. Now my wife wants to take our tree with us. That ain’t happening.
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Texas BBQ
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Tipping a valet
I was a valet in college. We didn’t get a cent from the fee. Hotels may be different. I only worked at restaurants. I’d say that today $5-10 is a solid tip. Not enough to remember you the next time, for either good or bad reasons. The high-rollers tipped $20 in the late 90’s, so that’s probably $50 today.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Black olives don’t belong anywhere near burritos/enchiladas.
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Laundry systems for families
My wife used to get so stressed about laundry. So I told the kids they were now responsible for washing and folding their clothes. My wife looked at me like I told them to jump off of a cliff and start flying. They’ve been doing it ever since and my wife has created other things to be stressed about.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
- South Austin’s Mom Started a Garden
- Tamales
- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
- Smash Burgers - Teach Me
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Penis Enlargement Organization- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Shit’s borked.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
The kale soup was finally made tonight. Only about [emoji[emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]]]][emoji[emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]]]][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]]]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]]]][emoji[emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]]]][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]]]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]]]]]] bags of kale died to make that happen. It wasn’t bad. WTF is that?- Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
- anybody ever smoke one of those turkey breasts?
I cook about 50/yr.- The Turkey Thread
Where’s the smoker?- Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
Is this niece 18?- Surly Boxing Thread
VPN to UK. Perfect stream- Surly Boxing Thread
Spoke too soon- Surly Boxing Thread
I rewound it about 2min and I haven’t had a buffering problem since.- Smash Burgers - Teach Me
I’ll save my how-to videos for the Bidet Meta Threas.- Smash Burgers - Teach Me
I’m always impressed at how people can fuck up simple things.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
- PSA: if you still have a Twitter/X account on Nov 15 their new TOS go into effect. 5 days to opt out and delete all, if you want.
Why not?- PSA: if you still have a Twitter/X account on Nov 15 their new TOS go into effect. 5 days to opt out and delete all, if you want.
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