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luke duke

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Everything posted by luke duke

  1. She sounds like she should post on Surly.
  2. OK, Adolf Scheiss Meister.
  3. Don’t forget the Postmaster General
  4. minus 1 star for the lettuce.
  5. LOL. $2000 TV, $20 install
  6. Post this in the video game forum.
  7. I’m in Dallas. It looks like I’ll be paying 10% more every year until I’m eligible for the geezer exemption. By the time I get there I’m sure my property taxes alone will be more than my combined PITI when I bought the place.
  8. I see that you are a planner.
  9. Do you happen to have a 7 year loan on a 1998 Corvette? [mention=767]Rocko20[/mention]
  10. It’s just as easy as getting in and out of your mother.
  11. Weak onion game - 2 stars
  12. Find the frisky nurse and ask for a handjob during the MRI. Tell them that you’ve got really good insurance.
  13. https://abcnews.go.com/US/oj-simpson-former-football-star-acquitted-murder-dies/story?id=16354000
  14. Sounds like something a gun nut would say.
  15. [thujone]MSPaint[/thujone]
  16. Black helicopters have an extra blade on their propeller.
  17. This was my move, except for brown. Nearly 20 years ago I switched to a binder clip. I’m still using the original clip. I took the clip from work. Wallet costs this millennium = $0.
  18. It means that a fat skank drives that jeep.
  19. It’s completely asinine. I’ve spent the last couple of years managing some infrastructure growth projects up there. It’s a great place to go if you hate trees and like 40’ wide lots.
  20. This is an excellent idea. This will ensure that there’s nothing left in the estate and he won’t have to bother looking for Jim Bob.
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