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luke duke

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  1. His wife probably dropped it back in the lake when he handed it off to her.
  2. That’s a good price. Expect the batteries to be dead. lithium will cost you close to $3K, lead will be more like $1.5K. Lift kit, wheels and tires will be $1.5K. A rear seat will be $200-600.
  3. Per their Wikipedia page, you have this to look forward to:
  4. Not sure that Economics is still considered a non-competitive major, since it’s probably the most likely path to a six figure income in the COLA. In 2016 there were 47,511 applications, which was a 50% increase from 2010. In 2023 there were 72,885 applications. In 2024 there were 90,562.
  5. And that auto-admit will get you a heavily coveted spot in the College of Liberal Arts where you can get a BA in French Studies.
  6. I thought that happened last year.
  7. They do when there isn’t a gloryhole involved.
  8. A friend of mine is in upper management at Dickey’s corporate. He had a party at his house a couple of years ago. He had Pecan Lodge cater it.
  9. Where does one find an ass fucking dog? Asking for a friend.
  10. I’ve never met a kid that was too cool to drive whatever the fuck their parents bought them.
  11. Tell your wife no or at least negotiate some buttseks. Also why is your FIL making menu requests for your MIL’s party?
  12. Anyone have a bottle of Blanton’s that they would sell for normal cost (or anything else interesting at that price point)? It will go in a Dallas ISD school auction.
  13. I think you got your Abraham Lincoln quotes mixed up.
  14. That’s when they stopped recruiting Kyler Murray.
  15. I once paid a Costa Rican cop $20 to get out of a traffic violation, so this hits close to home.
  16. I’ve decided to reduce funding to the Luke Duke Cosmetology School Scholarship Fund by only visiting XTC on $10 Tuesdays.
  17. https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2025/3/indian-teenager-with-one-in-a-billion-werewolf-syndrome-breaks-hairiest-face-record
  18. Did you skip the week when punctuation was taught in Kindergarten?
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