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luke duke

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Everything posted by luke duke

  1. I’ve seen how that scene ends. Needs a Brazzers logo.
  2. What kind of moron chooses to spend his weekend in Brenham?
  3. Now that you’ve experienced both you can cancel your trip! How’s that for saving some money!
  4. Yes you do, you just don’t know it because you’ve never used a longer knife.
  5. Get a bigger cutting board and a longer knife.
  6. luke duke posted a topic in Lulz
    Does anyone know if he’s OK?
  7. You just described all of your posts.
  8. The gas company owns everything up to and including the meter regardless of the meter location.
  9. You’re responsible for everything downstream of your meter. If they want $1/mo for coverage sign up. If they want $25/mo for coverage then shit in an envelope and send it back to them.
  10. Congratulations on your pregnancy!
  11. What did it look like before you ate it?
  12. I thought Armybrat was the oldest living vertebrate.
  13. Smith Thompson is the correct answer. There will be some upfront cost, but you will save a bunch of money in the long term.
  14. She’s a professional Buckle Bunny, so yes to both of your questions.
  15. Why do you hate America?
  16. Say you’re single without saying you’re single.
  17. WTF is wrong with your hand?
  18. I prefer syrup.
  19. You probably could have still gotten the marriage annulled at that point.
  20. No bullshit involved… Passing through the panhandle coming back from Colorado and I am doing 73 in a 55. Just prior to getting pulled over my friend is giving me shit for not catching any fish when he (25’ over from me) caught 2 limits. I get pulled over by female DPS officer, friend starts laughing his ass off, cop hears it as she approaches and asks what’s so funny. I tell her that my asshole friend is laughing about my shitty luck fishing along with my shitty luck with the cops. She gives me a warning.
  21. I was there the day before this happened. We weren’t stupid enough to stand next to a wall of ice in the summer.
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