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luke duke

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Everything posted by luke duke

  1. You sound like an asshole.
  2. I’ve seen how that scene ends. Needs a Brazzers logo.
  3. What kind of moron chooses to spend his weekend in Brenham?
  4. Now that you’ve experienced both you can cancel your trip! How’s that for saving some money!
  5. Yes you do, you just don’t know it because you’ve never used a longer knife.
  6. Get a bigger cutting board and a longer knife.
  7. luke duke posted a topic in Lulz
    Does anyone know if he’s OK?
  8. You just described all of your posts.
  9. The gas company owns everything up to and including the meter regardless of the meter location.
  10. You’re responsible for everything downstream of your meter. If they want $1/mo for coverage sign up. If they want $25/mo for coverage then shit in an envelope and send it back to them.
  11. Congratulations on your pregnancy!
  12. What did it look like before you ate it?
  13. I thought Armybrat was the oldest living vertebrate.
  14. Smith Thompson is the correct answer. There will be some upfront cost, but you will save a bunch of money in the long term.
  15. She’s a professional Buckle Bunny, so yes to both of your questions.
  16. Why do you hate America?
  17. Say you’re single without saying you’re single.
  18. WTF is wrong with your hand?
  19. I prefer syrup.
  20. You probably could have still gotten the marriage annulled at that point.
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