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luke duke

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  1. ...in an abundance of caution...
  2. I was waiting for his boots to slide off with the rope.
  3. I prefer syrup.
  4. You should send Trump a lifetime supply of J&J Baby Powder.
  5. https://www.marketwatch.com/story/russia-urges-the-us-to-observe-democratic-standards-and-respect-americans-right-to-protest-2020-06-04
  6. Read about it on http://clownfart.penis
  7. He’s been off his prescribed meds for over a decade. He just self-medicates these days.
  8. Will you take $250?
  9. That’s why larger orifices are used for NG.
  10. Why can’t any of you shitheads tuck the wings on your chicken? Am I the only one here with any sense of common decency?
  11. A powerful painting created by our very own [mention=528]Thujone[/mention]
  12. I’ve had this one since 2012 and I’ve been very happy with it. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0000E19MW/
  13. What temp were you setting your oven at and how long were you preheating your stone?
  14. Is A&C an option?
  15. I can now see why you like cooking outside so much.
  16. How else do you get the cinnamon and nutmeg to stick?
  17. I’ve been happy with my Ecobee. I have it integrated with IFTTT and Griddy.
  18. You’re talking about “state regulations” and “binding contracts”. You were on the verge of threatening them to hold the raffle or else...
  19. Settle down Karen. COVID fucked with a lot of spring charity events. Don’t be a dickhead and start fucking with a non-profit’s fundraiser. You were happy with a 1 in 500 chance when you bought the ticket. You’ll be happy with the same chance in a couple of months.
  20. South Austin’s mom’s dildo would beg to differ.
  21. I’ve got a longhorn branding iron that I had made close to 20 years ago by Jimmy Don Holmes before he got semi-famous.
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