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Tex Pete

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  1. Consider that they get all their news from the Liucci 44.
  2. She’s an idiot.
  3. I fully expect him to have had some ridiculous dental work done. Like Matt Dillon in “TSAM.”
  4. Be careful how you do it. He’s the type of piece of shit who would try to ruin you.
  5. Daniel Joseph Figurelli. Racist piece of shit. Dentist’s nightmare (or dream). Surely there’s a dental term for teeth that look like you’ve spent your life gnawing on granite. Fuck that little racist bitch.
  6. Hope that racist bitch is gettin his chainsaw teeth filed down. Maybe he’s back to being a UH fan again. I think their admissions standards are higher than aggy’s now anyway.
  7. Thats A.I. Hamm to you. He’ll virtually touch your pee pee if you don’t watch out.
  8. a. I think you’re overthinking it. b. They do practice cheering.
  9. Who wants to tell him?
  10. But no visiting team had ever won at night in the ‘Shoe. We were doooooomed.
  11. After all the bullshit they’ve said about Sankey? He should personally break the news to them.
  12. Nothing surprising. The game was in Ireland. There’s a reason the stereotype is of fighting Irishmen. Will probably a long trip home for those folks. May need to drink a lot more.
  13. They truly are a trashy fanbase. Tons of inbreds with no direct connection to the school but are loyal because someone in their family once lived in Ohio.
  14. Just like the Ketches of the world. People like him get caught up in metrics and hype and don’t actually analyze the football side well. It’s how Jake Locker and Josh Rosen were going to be the best QBs in NFL history, when anyone who watched them play recognized they had the opposite of the “It factor.”
  15. Sounds like Mack Brown finally got a username. It’s not just Nick Voinis anymore. Noted.
  16. Marcel Reed is a dynamic athlete. Are they going to split him out and do end arounds, reversed, and wide receiver screens? He’s a terrible passer. He doesn’t have the Johnny Manziel backyard football ability. And as to Klatt getting on their bandwagon, I remember when Kirk Herbstriet called them his dark horse in 2005. Reggie McNeal was going to break out while we had VY. Last I checked, Reggie was stealing car steroes (allegedly), Vince was covered in confetti, and the Gameday crew was shitting all over A&M in the car after a game. Aggies insist upon themselves. It’s their oldest turdition. And in the internet age, they do it loudly enough that no one can miss it. But the internet also affords all of us the ability to go back and check their work. They’re the kings of the collapse. They feast on the sisters of the poor. They’re 85 years post-championship. And their other oldest turdition: next year is our year. Battered Aggie Syndrome could just be shortened to “Aggie.” It goes without saying. It’s who and what they are permanently afflicted with. Same as it ever was.
  17. I don’t hate Quinn. He didn’t try to tear the program down when he left. Fuck Mack Brown.
  18. Disclaimer: I am not a medical professional. I think it would be wise for Marcel Reed to see an oncologist. He has a foreign mass in his chest.
  19. Is that a yell leader?
  20. Our media has always been this way. So have many of our fans. My dad (RIP) was a Texas alum, loved the Longhorns, and hated Longhorn fans for this very reason.
  21. Absolutely sucks.
  22. The problem is that they allow their emotions to make their decisions for them. They begin the rollercoaster hill climb before looking to see if there are even tracks on the other side of the hill. They would be wise to hire outside attorneys to review their processes, but if they did that, they wouldn’t be Aggies. Wash. Rinse. Repeat. Whoop.
  23. Archie never took a snap at Texas. Advantage: Arch.
  24. Big girls, huh? I have a saying: if her ankles looks like they’ll hold 250, they WILL hold 250!
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