Everything posted by Tex Pete
- 2024 Fiesta Bowl - Penn State vs. Boise State
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Loochie is such a fucking cuck. Dick breath, we don’t give a shit about you or your conference butt buddies. We beat your ass, now shut the fuck up. Fuck you.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
Fuck Kenny Dildo
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
That was just his response after being tired of being asked about Nebraska kicking their asses. "Maybe we'll beat them by 21 points." He was in no way predicting it. He was being absurd because he thought the incessant questions were absurd.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
You said "butter."
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Pretty sure I saw a picture of a young William P. Liucci (P stands for 'labia') at :20 in Sherrill's office there.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Clown talk not going away.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Brockermeyer account confirmed.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
Billy just wants to be seen as having clout. Oddly, within that cult, he does. As does the dweeb with the bowtie, the bulbous-nosed buffoon John Sharp, and Karen the cleat-chasing bag woman.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Fuck the Brocks. They were dicks about it and chose poorly. That cost Blake whatever status he had here as a prominent former player. It clearly wasn’t worth it since the betrayal gained them nothing. They just look like clowns…which as I recall from a Daily Texan story decades ago, Blake is afraid of.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Yes, particularly because he would not watch film on recruits late in his tenure. It pissed our assistants off. They knew better than the bullshit he was pulling, but he was just cashing paychecks and hung them out to dry.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
2022 class? Aggies have no class (left).
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
The gloryholes don’t man themselves.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
You’re the first person to ask. Nobody cares.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
Don't get suckered into this. They’re not Texas 8 and 4 for no reason
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Well slap me silly and call me “Katfid!”
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
They had a chance to beat AN ACTUAL BLUEBLOOD! You sonofabitch! Why are you so mean?!
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
Will Brett Yormark be there? It would be great to crush his dreams again.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Broughton injured his hand when he spiked the volleyball into Jimbo's melon at Pool Party.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
He had to quit with the Sarkisian and Saban comparisons because those were pissing everyone off. He still has to make excuses and buy Elko time since he wants to keep his personal access.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Mack has turned into a fat tub of shit, but I think 800 pounds is a bit of an exaggeration.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
If y’all don’t think Mack Brown believes he has a score to settle with Texas for the way he was eventually fired, you haven’t paid attention to Mack Brown and the petty, entitled sonofabitch he has always been.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
He has to pack extra clown noses and ankle boots.
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Tell me about Iowa State
Good for them. So much more fun going to Iowa and visiting the in-laws when Iowa State and Iowa (and even Nebraska) are in fairly equal footing. Especially when we’re in the playoffs. 10 years ago, it seemed like there were no Iowa State fans. I have a great niece at ISU currently (ISU legacy), but most of the family are Hawkeyes, even her own father.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
In the same way a QB controversy can hurt this team, external pettiness by Mack Briwn absolutely can. You just don’t invite that bullshit back into your life.