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RollLeft

Certifiably Surly
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  1. made the office snack list
  2. the tats are a drawback arent' they? damn. in other news... McDonald's is about to make fans very happy—and we're Lovin' It! This week, McDonald's U.S. President Joe Erlinger casually revealed that the McRib is making a comeback later in 2024 to menus for a limited time at least.
  3. Whatever happened to Vic anyway??
  4. I'm staying in a trailer park near 8 mile, eating square pizza and gonna look for a dude named Les at local pawn shops.
  5. I wouldn't say he's the worst but I'm sure it helps land the role when your dad is Denzel Washington.
  6. Truth or Pinkertons
  7. I remember a dude named julian or some shit like that.
  8. i'm gonna say that their ranch also has some crack additive
  9. Gattis>DDaves>Conans>PizzaClassics>Gumbys
  10. They've provided more weed deals than any other pizza place in town!
  11. Ornery surly is the best surly. Dogs be cool until you bring them to my house or put them on my flight. Then fuck yo dog.
  12. Well, that's okay if she followed it up with NTTAWWT.
  13. I don't know what the fuck i just read. When i get old i want a more rural place where i can get even more narrow minded and yell at the clouds where no one can hear me for miles. If i want entertainment i will use my phone to laugh and live vicariously thru you assholes. Lastly, fuck you and your healthcare also. I want to be able to fall and not be able to get up because again there is no one for miles. I assure you that as I'm on the ground dying a slow and agonizing death there will be some random asshole driving along, smelling of his most recent BBQ meal, taking pictures of snakes and old shit only to see me and snap a few photos of me thinking I'm dead. Alas, i will muster with my last breath M U L E D I C K.
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