Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

GhostOfTomJoad

Certifiably Surly
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  1. More kindle for the eventual funeral pyre the American ideal will burn upon.
  2. Brother? Black jack or craps for me. Outside of taking $100 off an obnoxious, drunk loudmouth sooner during the Colt years I haven't placed a dime on any sporting event in 30+ years. I'll make the occasional gentleman's bet of a beer or beverage with a few close friends, but that's as much about the camaraderie & an excuse to "settle up" by getting together & catching up, something that happens far too infrequently. It never really matters who won the bet as the competition for the check is the real action.
  3. Yeah, the interview bit w/ De Niro--a famously reticent subject--where it's clear Chevy had done zero research & neither of them wanted to be there was full cringe. A successful talk show host has to do a lot of prep work & have a great team around them. It's all about mutual respect & playing to assorted strengths. You can't just try & be off the cuff & ad lib shit if you don't know what you're doing to begin with.
  4. Stay strong, Jordan. You've got this. [emoji869]
  5. That's a tough one. Jackson and Allen are currently on a similar path: two dominant, unstoppable QBs in the regular season who can't win a SB. If Harbaugh can't get it done w/ Jackson would Buffalo owners think he could do it with Allen? The Bills' window is definitely shrinking at an alarming pace. They've got a new stadium about to open--not that they have to worry about a wishy-washy fanbase w/ the Mafia--and they're going to have some tough choices to make in the next year or two.
  6. And his price will only go up while he has a full 12+ months to do his research. Just imagine the teams who could be wooing him as HC in 2027? Dallas (LULZ....would Jerrah pay him? would Harbaugh even want to be there?) KC (Reid's gonna be 68 w/ a damaged QB, depleted roster, and two other ascending teams in the AFC South. Would he want to face his brother 2X a year? The NFL hopes so) Pittsburgh (Tomlin's been on his ninth live for half a decade; he fits the Steelers mode & watching their fans lose their minds would be a bonus) Philly (Sirianni is hated more than he's appreciated; a quick bow out this year turns up the heat with a young team & a large window) Detroit (Campbell's losing his luster post-Ben Johnson) Miami (capri pants will NOT be required) And then the rest of the dregs he'd be better off avoiding.
  7. Kliffy in Vegas? If it happens & HBO doesn't camp a Hard Knocks crew there as long as he's HC it will be criminal.
  8. Eberflus fired this AM per The Athletic.
  9. GhostOfTomJoad replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    My paternal great-great grandfather emigrated from Denmark. I'm very tempted to hang the [emoji1087] from my front porch.
  10. I fucked up and linked the report to Vrabel being fired from Tenn two years ago. Trying to do too many things at once and made a mistake. I then immediately deleted it with a 'derp' comment because I indeed looked like a dipshit. I hope I can find atonement and @shadow_operative2.0 will allow me to post NFL-related content that meets his constant fart huffing standard of self importance.
  11. Coaches who've been fired so far: Stefanski out at Cleveland Morris and GM out at ATL We're here for the bloodletting.
  12. Does doing a lot of coke and swearing like a sailor count towards his lawyer bona fides? It ended up being a so-so doc, IMO. Most the people from his past were kind to him. They were impressed by his talents & nobody wanted to really throw dirt on him. Goldie Hawn, Martin Short and Dan Akroyd played it pretty down the middle, excusing any missteps by Chevy as just part of the era of cheap coke and everyone living on full tilt. In the end, Chevy doesn't apologize for who he is (or was) as a person. He truly claims to not give a fuck about what anyone thinks. And yet he obviously cares deeply about the SNL 50th snub.
  13. I thought it was known that if a player officially entered the portal (submitted paper work) Sark made it clear there was no returning to Texas. Which is how it has to be.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.