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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. Remember a few years ago when the Bidens were sweetly taking phone calls with young kids at Christmas time, wishing them good cheer & asking them what they wanted from Santa and some dipshit MAGA dad snuck in a Let's Go Brandon? Please, oh please 8lb baby Jesus let dotard try making similar calls this year & have some parent ask him why he raped all of those young girls.
  2. Guilty. But I thought insensitivity was a badge of honor on Surly?
  3. UltraDisc One Step vinyls of a couple of her favorite albums which shall go unnamed lest this thread breakdown into an insufferable mess like most of the threads in the Music forum.
  4. And the update is that I received the USPS notification that the package was delivered at 11:36AM today. I went to the mailbox (cluster boxes in our 'hood) and there was no key for the parcel box which the package would have to be placed in (at least I would hope they wouldn't try to bend 3 Mobile Fidelity Sound Lab LPs and squeeze into a a standard mail slot). So I immediately went to the USPS website & submitted the tracking # and details only to be bounced to the page saying "our records show your item was scanned. Check with a household member & wait 24 hours to submit a claim." So I'm stuck hoping that they put the key for the parcel box in someone else's mailbox and that they'll do the right thing and drop it on our doorstep. On the bright side, MoFi did insure it so I'll eventually get the albums or money back.
  5. Same here. And 'Road to Hell' will always bring me to a specific time/place in the early '90s in Austin. I'm assuming a lot of cigarettes between those albums to roughen up his voice, but I never expected him to be behind such a '70s mellow pop breakup song like "Fool."
  6. Wasn't an option for this gift. They have no distribution channels and ship direct to the customer.
  7. Thanks Joe Biden! Or is it Obama? Who do I blame for the affordability hoax when my 2 rib roast put me back a c-note?
  8. Jonathan Allen just about killed the Giants RB
  9. Hahahahaha... nice run D.
  10. This is shit football.
  11. Today's my wife's birthday. Her gift that I ordered a month ago still hasn't arrived due to some idiot messing up our shipping address putting the whole thing on hold (I discovered & reported their mistake, they upgraded our shipping from bedoiuns on camels to hippies hitchhiking on a vision quest). Ive apolozed profusely & even offered that she could choose any one of the xmas gifts already under our tree as a replacement, but she suffered that too many times as a kid. Fuck. She's being understanding about the situation but I feel like an inattentive husband.
  12. Mike! Is he still killing at the sanitation department?
  13. Is that a still from a scene Kubrick cut from 2001?
  14. Oh he's just getting started with this shit. The Trump Liberty Bell will probably get a fresh new gold paint job. And I have no doubt there's a 3-D printed Statue of MAGA featuring Trump he intends to erect in New York Harbor.
  15. I am resigned to the fact that I will be mowing/pulling weeds next week. Fuck that noise.
  16. That's pretty fucking great. My maga aggy (maggy?) BIL is gonna rage when I execute this.
  17. I hope they're packed in Mexico and Canada & this towns in the US
  18. So where did I miss the announcement that Congress approved a $2.5 billion dollar bonus to active duty military this week? That's how things work, right? The POTUS can't just say "give these people over here a couple grand" and voila...checks are cut.
  19. Just wait until he claims that Lincoln and Washington both wished they could be as loved and successful as DJT.
  20. He's only getting started with his pettiness. This will seem quaint before the 250th celebration next July.
  21. https://shop.usparkpass.com/products/america-the-beautiful-national-park-pass?utm_source=google&utm_medium=ppc&utm_campaign=11667120939&utm_term=interagency+pass&tw_source=google&tw_adid=714006255778&tw_campaign=11667120939&tw_kwdid=kwd-327288152124&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=11667120939&gclid=Cj0KCQiAxonKBhC1ARIsAIHq_luXFDVd3bd_Hqb206k2S1Mt9cVCrvdpA7JOz17fYMSzxA6Lf8Sd5_gaAkhaEALw_wcB I've been giving National Parks Passes away for years because I love the parks & they need all the help they can get. Plus, this may be the last time you can get one without the orange fuck's face on the card.
  22. Now that's how you surly. The scene where Jack/Spacey puts the $50 bill on top of his shot of whiskey when he recognizes he needs to BE a cop for the first time in a long, long time is so damn good. The whole film is a study in personal reckonings. How people betray their ideals in pursuit of a life that can be justified. "I doubt you've ever taken a stupid breath. Don't start now."
  23. This topic has been beaten to death, but the entire film takes place over Christmas. Bud's introduction. The decorations. "Merry Christmas, officer." The lighting of trees. The 'Silent Night, Deadly Night' headline after the jailhouse beatdown...it's got xmas all over it.
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