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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. @jimmyjazz I don't think Annie Leibovitz was in their Rolodex. Embarrassed to admit I recognized at least 3 of them from my dad's collection.
  2. Inspired by seeing this Rick Springfield album at Half Price Books the other day. I call this pose, "did he cum or did he poop?"
  3. That plunge in Lake Superior caused your surly warrior trsticles to drop. Which is odd, because that water's so cold they normally retract up inside your body cavity after a dip.
  4. How does BV sit w/ the Oklahoma media? Has he done enough glad handing, given "insider" access, and general ass kissing to convince the media hacks to carry his water ? Or are they anxiously waiting to pull out the long knives? Not that traditional sports media matters much these days, but I'm curious if they have their own Kurt Bowels-types up there who want to drop a 3lb shit in BV's oatmeal on the reg.
  5. Because dotard painted her as a hero, fighting for HIM. And since he's convinced those dumb fucks he's fighting for THEM when he's actually just stealing money, benefits, jobs and needed social services from them...well, welcome to Shitsville. Population: all of us.
  6. So how big is the house that you're renovating? If you prefer living in 400 sf, what constitutes "too much house" for you to be comfortable in? I've gotta imagine getting supplies for a reno takes just a bit longer up there. You're probably not running to a Home Depot for just a few odds & ends. Is this a full gut job or just a refresh?
  7. Dottie just drank Trevor's milkshake with her "there is no other choice" retort to his loving Scottie's choice of putter from off the green.
  8. And that is the first hammer of the nail on Rahm's chances.
  9. To me it's the second line --"the first kick I took was when I hit the ground"--that reveals the character's lot in life. The world's been beating this guy since day one, and it ain't letting up.
  10. That's what bully wannabe dictators do: threaten any dissenting voices. I guarantee you that Bruce's security detail at his Colt's Neck farm is already working overtime to make sure the property is further protected from any MAGATS that have a fever dream of what could be.
  11. I always get a kick out of dotard blasting any celeb, public figure, author, etc. as having "no talent." What has he ever done artistically that would lead one to believe he has any creative capability at all? In his world, Lee Greenwood, Scott Baio, and Kid Rock have had a more lasting impact on music & film than Bruce, Taylor and De Niro.
  12. Trump's gonna posthumously award him the medal of freedom, isn't he?
  13. I'd be for this curriculum as long as it would be a clear presentation of the bullshit lies & conspiracy theories which would then be disproven one by one with unassailable facts & data.
  14. Remember in Trump's first term when he accepted a fucking soccer ball from Russia that had an NFC chip in it? I 'member.
  15. I've liked it so far from an appearance upgrade. And some camera tweaks but I haven't dug into it too deeply. Only complaint is that it's caused a glitch to my Contacts list where Recently Added #s appear first & I have to scroll to get to my Favorites.
  16. CT's seem to be the status symbol du jour of the MILFs shopping at the Domain these days.
  17. I'm expecting to see a slew of Blood and Soil American decals on the rear windows of micro peen jacked up trucks by Memorial Day.
  18. Doing what a catch does best on a rainy day: Breaking in our new daybed in the guest room.
  19. Wait...is he saying that every movie produced in the US needs to be 100% filmed in the US or be hit with a tariff? So if the plot has the characters traveling to London or Paris or Barcelona, they can't film there without paying a fine?
  20. So how much ag shit was Old Army sporting? I'm gonna guess aTm hat, 12th man golf towel, and Reveille driver head cover at a minimum. Tell me that you or @SydneyCarton at least once got in an "ooh, that looked like 4th and 1 last November" when the dude left a putt short.
  21. Rumbling and spitting a bit here in 78613. My zoysia sod that was put down on Tuesday is begging for every drop. C'mon, Mother Nature. Be a squirter tonight.
  22. Yeah, but think of the time & money people will spend buying 2 dolls instead of 30? And as a bonus, the parents won't be up all night having to wrap those extravagant gifts! See how much better life under Dotard's rule is for all?
  23. That tracks, MO. I know a t-shirt aggy at a neighborhood watering hole. Nice guy. Salt of the earth. Got his GED then enlisted in the army for a 4 year stint. He'll say stuff like "I could never be a fan of a team whose fans throw water bottles on the field during a game." When anyone points out any of the classless shit aggy fans have done over the years, it falls on deaf ears.
  24. I'm shocked he didn't go for badge # 80085.
  25. This too. Did the Blu Ray player work before & has just recently stopped working? Are you getting any image or signal message on your TV when you try to use it?
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