So who will they choose as the Nicklaus Jacklin award recipient? Does JT earn it by spending half his time trying to quiet the American crowds to no avail? Of course the other half of the time he's trying to hype them up when his partner's nailed a putt to bail their ass out.
Maybe they give it to Rory simply for having to put up with the disgraceful actions of the American "fans" all weekend long. After reading the article from Golf Digest that @4th&Five linked not only does he deserve it, but if he took his driver upside the skull of one of those assholes I'd raise a pint glass to him.
Or here's a thought: once Europe earns 2.5 points to get them to 14--which they could do by the 4th match--Luke Donald could instruct his team to concede every remaining match. Europe retains the Cup at 14 - 14 1/2, the Americans have to eat a plate of shit knowing that they were gifted twice the points they earned to prevent an ass whipping for the record books, and Luke gets the sportsmanship award.