Everything posted by GhostOfTomJoad
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Brett Favre is about to go through some things
When Favre dies it would be fitting if in the afterlife he was reincarnated as a 15 year old girl in Mark Chmura's hot tub.
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Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun
Some of y'all would fuck a haystack if you heard there was a snake somewhere inside.
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Who should we blame for Bro Country?
I don't have the desire to look it up & frankly wouldn't dream of posting a link to the video even if I found it, but while waiting to watch some football last Saturday at my local pub and before they switched the house audio over to the games, an auto tuned abomination by some slapdick was playing on TouchTunes. The chorus was simply him professing to being "a cold beer drink-errrrrrr." Two things: 1) that "song" may rival We Built This City by Starship as the worst shit ever, and 2) the performer will undoubtedly be set for life performing it & the songwriters likely just bought another mansion due to the bro country dudes & dudettes almost certainly claiming it as their personal anthem.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Have we seen the shot of Jerrah looking really flabbergasted from his sky box yet?
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2024 Houston Texans Season Thread
That's one of the loudest doinks I've ever heard.
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2024 Houston Texans Season Thread
Tunsil with his 5th flag.
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2024 Houston Texans Season Thread
Big conversion on 4th and 1.
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2024 Houston Texans Season Thread
Y'all Cowboys and Texans fans need to slow your roll on the self-pity and pain of being a fan of your team. I'm a Vikings fan. Y'all don't know what heartbreak & disappointment is.
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2024 Houston Texans Season Thread
Big sack!
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2024 Houston Texans Season Thread
Sick catch by Jefferson.
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2024 Houston Texans Season Thread
Tunsil. He's gonna get a Code Red at halftime.
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2024 Houston Texans Season Thread
This game may set a record for false starts.
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2024 Houston Texans Season Thread
Lol Texans o-line.
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Bowling Green at aggy
Almost there..
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Tennessee @ Oklahoma
Arnold is a crusty maxipad.
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Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +
This teambis good and fun to watch [emoji869]
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2024 Random Games thread
Ok. Gindy is approaching twerk mode. Lulz.
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2024 Random Games thread
Gundy's gonna need a new hair product sponsor after this ass whooping. He's not Fop worthy.
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How Fox News works
Who's going to perform all of that roofing, tile installation, construction framing, landscaping, slaughterhouse work, etc after they've deported all of the illegals? You guessed it: Frank Stallone (RIP lobo).
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Hello and Happy Friday, you assholes . . .
On the sofa before I head to the office.. TEXAS
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Getting old sucks
Well you've been up for 3 hours already. Why not done?
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The Sopranos
It's very possible that Tony was whacked. Probable, even. Maybe the entire family. But my point still stands that Chase brought the viewer into the world of the Jersey mob, and the only way you get out is when you die. In this instance, the audience is on the opposite side of the frame from Tommy Devito in Goodfellas when he thinks he's about to get made. "It goes on, and on, and on, and on..."
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NFL Week 2
The NFL and Goodell obviously want an undefeated Chiefs narrative as long as they can.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Don't worry, y'all. Jerrah will explain it all away next week. Just keep sending him money & buy those jerseys. His great grandkids will thank you.
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The Sopranos
The doc is really well done and essential for any fan of the show. I really enjoyed the details about how during the table reads the actors would check in to see if their characters were safe or getting whacked in that episode, and how Chase or the producers would take them out for dinner as a way to soften the blow. Chase insisting that Drea's execution take place off camera was also quite telling. And I thought the DP gave the best insight about the ending of the series and how that final scene just adds to the rewatchability of the Sopranos. If it had simply ended with an on camera killing/arrest/escape and tied up the series it wouldn't have worked as well. I'm of the belief that Chase's immediate cut to black was his way of executing us, the viewers. He pulled us all into the mob life, and as the series has shown the only way to truly get out is to die. And most times the people getting whacked never see it coming. What better way for the viewers to experience that finality and uncertainty than by simply ending it?