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GhostOfTomJoad

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Everything posted by GhostOfTomJoad

  1. Jesus Christ, ND. Chunk it downfield & play for DPI
  2. Lulz. There goes the Hesiman, Weigman
  3. Do the ND wide outs run more than 5 yards down field?
  4. "Defenses as good as this"? Put the lipstick on the pig.
  5. There's not a dumb throw Weigman won't try
  6. Is bthhwre a more predictable offense than ND?
  7. I made the dreaded mistake of not restocking my beer fridge for the snoozefest this game promises to be.
  8. Elko is a sweaty, fat mouth breather.
  9. If that's not targeting it doesn't exist.
  10. [emoji869] fuck yeah [emoji869]
  11. This was a good game. [emoji869]
  12. Been up since 4:30 buzzing with anticipation. Hanging with my cat and a cup of coffee before heading to HEB (open) for curbside pickup... FIGHT!
  13. They're the same ones driving $85,000 trucks that get 14 MPG and bitch about the price of gas being too high. Forget it, Jake. It's Anastasis-town.
  14. Does anyone really think dotard could successfully dribble a basketball for 10 seconds? I mean, forget about even trying a free throw or a layup, that fucker can't drink a glass of water with one hand. Bounce the ball, Donald! Show us what an alpha you are.
  15. Big McLargeHuge! Splint Chesthair! Punt Speedchunk! Fridge Largemeat!
  16. My dad is retired in Fort Collins with his she-devil, too mean to die, bitch of a wife who happens to be a CSU alum. I'm looking forward to hanging half a hunnert on the Rams.
  17. We know. The Strong and Herman years.
  18. Sharpton still has some heat on his fastball. The exonerated Central Park speakers were amazingly powerful.
  19. "2024: Tan suits & Hotdish for all"
  20. Well that does it. If the ,la hat is too esoteric for smart guys like immamac & south Austin then there's no way the maggy rubes will get it.
  21. I'm waiting for the shit stick +rep emoji.
  22. So your source has uncovered a viable (?) plan for people to illegally vote in swing state location in numbers that will presumably swing the election. And you choose to be intentionally vague, rather than reporting this information to officials. OK. Cool. Hook 'em.
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