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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. Rory with 3 straight birdies to get to -11 then blocks his tee shot right of right. Jordan with the unlucky roll through the green on 16. Needs some Spieth touch on his chip shot
  2. Back to back birdies for Jordan. That's it. He's gonna shoot 30 on the way in.
  3. What's uglier: Hovland's double bogey on 18 or the ridiculous logo patches on his shirt? Viktor, you won the Memorial this year. You shouldn't have 6" iron ons for sponsors on your polo. Tell 'em you want embroidered shit on your kit.
  4. You wouldn't think so, but he's playing with house money right now and is acting like he has zero pressure anywhere on his game. Jordan missing the green badly right from the fairway is so frustrating. Going to have to lean on his putter for par here.
  5. Glover's putting into holes 2" wider than everyone else.
  6. Glover's two under through 2. His only mistake so far is wearing dark blue pants so his ass sweat is going to be visible all day long. Scottie just lipped out a 2 foot par putt. Yikes.
  7. Glover chips in on the 1st to get to -11, 2 strokes ahead of Jordan and the rest of the pack that's charging along at -9. Sure looks like you'd better card no worse than a 67 today if you don't want to get left behind.
  8. The last 4 holes Jordan's gone birdie-bogey-bogey-birdie and just stiffed it on the par 3. He's 7/17 GIR today.
  9. Which campaign workers will he fire in response to the megaphone incident?
  10. And Spieth holes out from the bunker for birdie on 13. Another Spiethcoaster special.
  11. Jordan hits his 4th within 5' from 30 yards. Assuming he makes par that's a dropped shot on the unforced error. And now Scottie just put his in the drink.
  12. Jordan's last several seasons in a nutshell. One stroke off the lead, 2nd shot from just off the fairway w/ tree trouble on a par 5 and he goes out of his way to bring trouble into play with nothing to gain. Washes his ball.
  13. Sometimes the light is just right.
  14. As not a fan of the Cowboys, the rest of the world was denied this epic shit show. Think about how much entertainment was given up over those 2 1/2 years that wouldn't have made one bit of difference to their success? Jerry and Johnny drunk together. We were cheated.
  15. So how long until Ohio follows the Abbott/Patrick plan and begins to eliminate polling places at colleges and universities?
  16. This, plus he now has a better understanding of the monetary value of the assets at his fingertips as POTUS and how a 2nd chance would make him a billionaire a hundred times over.
  17. Death, taxes, and @slorch waking up with sand in his vag.
  18. If they have any version of a punisher skull on their vehicle (who am I kidding, it will be a jacked up pickup w/ truck nuts) or clothing.
  19. True, but the MAGATs don't know the difference between indicted and arrested, but they know they need to sign over their social security check to him so they're not arrested next.
  20. Wow, he's getting even fatter. Come on, atherosclerosis! Do your job!
  21. Please tell me someone got a screen grab of that treasonous POS walking down the stairs from his plane a few minutes ago where the wind peeled his comb over back like the rind of a rotten orange.
  22. "Any press is good press, Governor. Trust us!" It's an act of pure desperation for meatball. I'm sure his campaign thinks they've cooked up a bunch of fresh soundbites about how Biden is a communist and he's going to make America Florida, but he's just that greasy turd scraping the side of the bowl on the way down.
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