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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. You goddamn fuck. This is how this whole goddamn world got so goddamn fucked up beyond all recognition. A Fuckistan of spider monkeys in a beat off contest thinking that THEY'RE the one that can fuck their way to the top. when I can fix her
  2. Yes, Tanner, I am looking at you.
  3. Stupid question amnesty: If Trump selectively ordered investigations into Democrats that appear in the Epstein files and an active investigation is the planned excuse that that information can't be released, won't that have the opposite of the intended effect? "Well, we can't release any information pertaining to ongoing investigations, so here's all the Republicans."
  4. "I'm a dinosaur! RRRrrrrrr!!!"
  5. Mom always said never play ball in the house.
  6. *tries to rhyme with thread title* Oh! Halligan's incompetence gives me a boney.
  7. Wait! I forgot I needed to add amendments!
  8. Aaaaaaaawwwww WHAM SPAM THANK YOU MA'AM!!!
  9. Maxwell, Tate... The White House is a favor factory for sex traffickers.
  10. And this is after stating they weren't releasing the files because they had already concluded that Epstein was only sex trafficking minors to himself.
  11. Well, that would be the conventional strategy...
  12. HE WAS ATTACKED!!!!
  13. Is Miss Peaches his wife?
  14. Dems trying to distract from the GOP proactively doubling health care premiums with all this Epstein stuff that the GOP ran on in 2024.
  15. That looked like it was in slo-mo
  16. Lol. Yeah, this is awesome.
  17. Friday Nite lineup followed by "Ow! My Ballz!" Must Watch TV!!!
  18. Bozo seems to be quoting you ("communities of interest"). If so, that's for you to define.
  19. Yes. Everyone literally thinks Donald Trump and Jeff Epstein could have done a remake of the movie Get Hard.
  20. HEY YOU PANDER SIMPS!!!! LET ME JUST SUCK OFF WHATEVER THE PLACE I'M AT, CUZ I KNOW YOU'LL GO BONKERS, AND SAY A BIG ASS BONER OF A HALLALUELUIGH (sp?) CUZ I'M SHOVING A BIG ASS FRIED CHUNK OF SUMPTIN IN MY AMERICAN FACE HOLE AND AIN'T NOBODY GONNA TELL ME I CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA SHIT IN THE WALMART PARKING LOT THEN I'M GONNA PICK UP MY TURD AND THROW MY TURD ON TOP OF THE ALL THE OTHER SHIT THAT'S BEEN THROWN IN THE WALMART URINALS CUZ YOU CAN'T SPELL FREEDOM WITHOUT FUCK YOU AND A BIG ASS JESUS IN YO FACE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  21. At this point, I shift the onus. Unsuck that dick, globtard. Sorry Venezuela.
  22. Everyone on Surly had Pee Tape somewhere on their Bingo card. Trump blowing Bubba got's everyone in a tizzy now. Card's a-flyin'!
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