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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. More musically incorrect and better
  2. I was never a huge White Stripes fan but this caught me at the right time, jacked up on coffee at a truck stop urinal. JFC, that is a hooky Page-worthy riff blown thru an octaver ascending while the vocal line descends to meet it at that final *omph* note. Goddamn right I'll bang my head at a pisser.
  3. Subtitle: "Oh, And Another Thing About Gene and Paul..."
  4. Admist Trump lavishing the claimed net benefit to society of immigrant raids selectively on Dem cities in Dem states, Abbott can't find any immigrants admist downtown Austin's construction sites, so the homeless are a good substitute. https://www.statesman.com/news/politics/article/greg-abbott-homeless-austin-21111887.php
  5. "They were just joking!" This is something someone who doesn't understand the difference between "jokes" and "things fascists find funny" would say. Jokes have punchlines which are funny in part because they're clever endings that the listener did not expect. Things fascists find funny is the exact moronic malevolent shit that a listener would expect from fascists.
  6. How many grandchildren does Kid Rock have?
  7. Police tried to question him, but he just kept hanging up. https://www.startribune.com/minneapolis-police-say-umbrella-man-was-a-white-supremacist-trying-to-incite-george-floyd-rioting/571932272
  8. tldw: Cracks up audience of ICE officers while in detention, gets his joints back which he smokes outside with a frog and unicorn after being released
  9. When right-wing agitators initiate violence, they know they'll have a pardon waiting for them.
  10. RFK Jr got accepted into Harvard after getting expelled from his boarding school.
  11. Three years from now, everything in this country will be made of soybeans.
  12. "No" noted.
  13. Do you believe in the Golden Rule?
  14. That was bad form. Sorry.
  15. It won't be a magic wand, but over time, over multiple administrations? If I had a gun to my head and was forced to bet, I'm betting on increased home ownership and no trillionaires standing in food lines. I think we've had a breakthrough, Ana. You offered no solutions but genuinely listened. I think we've made real progress.
  16. The answer is "we already know through experience and don't have to speculate". Also
  17. Did anyone model the New Deal or Reagan Revolution? We know the outcomes.
  18. What specifically are your solutions?
  19. It disincentivizes the wealth from treating a basic human need- housing- as an investment opportunity as to more what it actually should be, a public interest, and that's particularly true when those in power are barking about making homelessness a crime.
  20. Are you opposed?
  21. I think there should be a progressive wealth tax.
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