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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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Everything posted by Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

  1. The guy who resigned from Breitbart after condoning pedophilia knows something no one else does?
  2. President Warp Speed and Captain Anti-Vax. Such a natural, authentic alliance.
  3. A VP and former AG becoming prez is pretty unprecedented. That's like a reality game show host becoming president.
  4. It's not the hypocrisy, cuz I think there being some level of difference between some supposed ideal and reality is at least partially necessary for progress and growth and just part of the human condition. It's the malignant, cancerous out-of-control hypocrisy. It's J6ers parading the Confederate flag through the Capitol, GOP rep comfortably without fear of consequences from her red-gerrymandered district stating the United States should be divided through a national divorce, I'd Rather Be Russian T-shirts, I Hope I Get To Shoot My Fellow Americans Gonzales flags who made lack of military service a talking point during the moral absolutism fad of the Clinton years to virtually if not literally worshipping a convicted scam artist who routinely dismisses those who have served this country, a concept he openly mocks despite his claims of putting America first.
  5. "...people can't say Merry Christmas. Their tires are flat. TAMPONS!!!"
  6. I mean, what's biggest beanstalk you've seen?
  7. Strong "what should I do with my face" crowd vibe
  8. Well this was unforeseeable.
  9. "I can't believe a party led by a convicted scam artist scammed us!"
  10. DNC can chose a candidate by Rock, Paper, Scissors if they want.
  11. Are you a Conehead?
  12. NBC broadcasts NFL playoff games online.
  13. Greasers: Aight tunes and pre-rumble choreograph Beaners: Will kick you in face
  14. Fuck anyone who thinks "over-regulation" is a problem.
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