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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Trump trying to stiff someone (pun intended) yet again possibly being the determinant exhibit that leads to a conviction would be the cherry on top of the cake.
  2. They told him they were going to get ice cream.
  3. The place I'm from hates me. UNFAIR!
  4. "I was just originally saying the FBI planted them on me cuz I'm a prankster. Gotcha! You zig. I zag. Boop! Got your nose!"
  5. There's not a Cartman v chip option?
  6. I only drink some of the milkshake. Seriously tho, ever since I did a factory reset on my phone, auto-fill is nuts. My 6 month old phone is not doing what I want it to do in brand new ways. It's an innovator. I'm one-thumbing it thru a post and the phone is just furiously trying to guess what I wanna type like some coked-up contestant on Name That Tune ignoring the repeated buzzers while it fires off a torrent of song titles, half-titles, emojis, gifs... while my Unfrozen Caveman ass keeps plodding along with the keyboard freezing and auto-shifting.
  7. (Stolen) I just hope they him as an adult.
  8. "“And when the U.S. Justice Department sent Michael Cohen to jail, it said Cohen acted not on his own. It’s not like he came up with his plot on his own. It said that Cohen acted at the direction of Donald Trump, that Trump ordered him to do it.” Now, that was what they called a crime. The U.S. Justice Department then – and Cohen went to jail for – that was not the Merrick Garland Justice Department. It was not the Barack Obama Justice Department. It was the Donald Trump Justice Department that made that filing. So, every time you hear this thing about, Oh, this hush money thing is political” and the like, remember it was Trump’s own Justice Department that called this crime back in 2018." https://www.msn.com/en-US/news/politics/it-was-trumps-own-justice-department-that-called-this-a-crime-katyal-responds-to-republican-freakout-over-trump-indictment/ar-AA19imYV?ocid=sapphireappshare
  9. "In a deposition, a top church leader reiterated that stance and compared Pressler’s behavior to boys who playfully “depants” one another. He said Pressler’s defense — that he was readying the young man for a trip to Europe — was believable."
  10. Trump not Business Nam America need. Trump Business Nam America deserve.
  11. “Ted Cruz didn’t win Iowa, he stole it,” Trump (@realDonaldTrump) tweeted. “That is why all of the polls were so wrong and why he got far more votes than anticipated. Bad!” https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-trump-cruz-idUSKCN0VC1Z6
  12. "I said dersonal" "That's not a word" "YOU'RE not a word!"
  13. GOP 101- Out of one side of your mouth, test the waters with America Is Not A Democracy horseshit narrative to gauge whether there is a critical mass of your supporters who will openly support authoritarianism, out of the other side of your mouth, throw in a lot of We The People as if you support democracy. If a Republican speaks, the safest assumption as a starting point is they're lying.
  14. The belief in lizard people and stolen elections is out of control amongst teens and parents need to get a handle on it. https://www.msn.com/en-US/news/world/utah-first-us-state-to-limit-teen-social-media-use/ar-AA190R8R?ocid=sapphireappshare
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