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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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Everything posted by Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

  1. BREAKING! I! DON'T! KNOW!
  2. Member? Libs of Tik Tok doesn't.
  3. I'm not political, I just repeatedly speak at CPAC.
  4. You can do that? I didn't know you could that.
  5. It's like you're trying to be wrong about everything
  6. So, despite the GOP's false choice argument of capitalism good, socialism bad, most Americans realize you need a balance of competition-based entrepreneurship and government-based guardrails that ensure those that have contributed to societies' prosperity aren’t given a F U when they're no longer needed.
  7. It's tiring being subjected to totalitarian authorianism built on a false pretext of Woke-ism being shoved down your throat while the exact opposite is true as you're trying to enjoy your bread and circus.
  8. "We're on Mars. Also we're underwater. You were asleep. We're in a Donovan song now. I gotta tear down the White House now, okbai!
  9. Smell ya later, TwiceHorn
  10. You can shoot a guy on 5th Ave. You can't blow a guy.
  11. Katie Johnson swore in her affidavit Trump made a death threat towards her if she spoke of him beating and raping her.
  12. Was kinda curious how the Minister Of Culture married to an immigrant felt about a party challenging birthright citizenship MAGA-fying UT.
  13. Reiterates what others have pointed out (amongst other things) and has been pointed out in the past but is now more relevant than ever. Trump, Mr. America First, is a national security issue.
  14. 13 year-olds in Grandma's time were already old-timers at their jobs and had smokers cough.
  15. "Oh, you know if you got worms"
  16. The great thing about cognitive dissonance is you can blow right through a sex trafficker with extortion material on Trump acting as a consultant to Putin and still maintain your anti-globalist stance.
  17. I've never really noticed but the ax makes that seem less "break down this door" and more "fuck this door". Rookie's gotta let off a lil' steam.
  18. Sooo, as Pod Save America points out, the email in which Maxwell says "Yeah, I've been thinking about that" directly contradicts Todd Blanche's testimony about his interview with Maxwell, no?
  19. Elon is to AI what Elon is to FSD. Or Hyperloops. Or saving a trillion dollars in government spending.
  20. I'm laughing right now at "I don't know what's going to happen "
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