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Hmbre97

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  1. Not HEB related but I had to go to Summit Racing up in Arlington a few weeks ago and to my surprise, there was a Panchos Buffet close by. I hadn't eaten at Panchos in probably 20 years and it was like stepping into a time machine. The food was exactly as I remember it and brought back a lot of fun memories of going there as a kid. Those sopapillas just hit different.
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    Shit My Kid Says

    10 yr old walking to laundry room holding a pair of underwear Me: whatcha got there bud? Him: my underwear... Me: having some issues? Him: I had a foop accident but just a tiny bit Me: foop? Him: I farted but then some poop came out too. I call it fooping. Me: alright, fair enough. Happens to the best of us.
  3. Gives new meaning to blowing her back out
  4. Any word if he threw any passes from shore while Stewart or Randle rode by on a boat?
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    Shit My Kid Says

    Talking to my 10yo on the phone one night that him and his 5yo brother were with their mom. Me: What's your brother doing right now? 10yo: He's watching Puss in Boots :starts giggling: Me: What's funny about that? (even though I know him and his friends are starting to experiment with dirty jokes so I have a feeling where this is going) 10yo: I dunno, Puss in Boots. more like Puss on my face :more giggling: Me: 10yo: :more giggling: No wait, he's watching Puss on my weiner :starts laughing: Me: Hold up son, I let some stuff slide but you're not old enough to be saying stuff like that. Who's telling you these jokes? 10yo: I didn't say anything bad. I said it with a U and not an I Me: Wait, you think it's funny if it's piss instead of puss? 10yo: Yeah, I guess. My fortnite friend said it and I think that's what he meant. Me: We're gonna have to have a chat in a couple of years but for now, don't let your mom hear any of your jokes....
  6. Can't forget this heartfelt classic
  7. Aggy is hyped up and Bama has their head up their ass. Both will regress to their mean.
  8. Calm your tits. There is a lot of game left to play and it's a 10 point game...
  9. https://www.streameast.live/cfb/alabama-texas-a-m/
  10. Wanna see a dead body? https://www.streameast.live/cfb/alabama-texas-a-m/
  11. Kyler Murray working at Bama now?
  12. Not a fan of that clock mgmt but I'll take up 18 at half every day and twice on Saturday
  13. Wilson gonna get Bledsoe'd
  14. Even if it would have been a penalty, who cares. You back it up 10 yards and rekick vs turning it over on downs on that end of the field. Smart play to rekick it either way.
  15. That was awesome
  16. Cayman Nebraska getting all hot and bothered looking at the curve in that finger
  17. Lincoln Riley pays strippers to put their clothes back on
  18. Lincoln Riley tricks his grandmother into signing over her SSI checks to him so he can use it on his bass boat payments
  19. Lincoln Riley 'adopts' free kittens and puppies so he doesn't have to buy feeder mice for his pet snakes
  20. Lincoln Riley's day is ruined when he doesn't get the toy he wants in his happy meal
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