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The Earl of Texas

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  1. GOD CHECK: Name is literally Christian
  2. Flat out feasted on the Rangers this series, but did it against starters and relievers alike. Nice even attack.
  3. GOD CHECK: Has “this is God’s plan” as first line of Twitter bio.
  4. Funny to see Rapp schill for Rodgers in the same way Sheft schills for Watson. I imagine the going rate for that is well beyond info - they’re getting paid PR firm rates. And with these two dickheads… it’s looking like it’s by the tweet haha.
  5. Picking young talent that can be developed while still setting up for a tank job with the potential of having great 2022 picks due to a bad season and trading Deshaun. Let’s do it. Blow up and rebuild was likely inevitable after O’Brien gave up so much.
  6. Remember when he lost to Tech? I was in Los Angeles at the time.
  7. Strong move by Hardin. You want to be screaming “I want jury trail!” right up until the moment you settle in a completely closed environment.
  8. Innocent in that Zach Smith doesn’t consider that a crime.
  9. Michigan is unWorthy
  10. Watson will absolutely play again. Paying out and having Rusty run damage control is more than enough to earn forgiveness from the NFL, and it’s fans.
  11. Aye, he is! And if he were here, he would vanquish these masseuses with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse!
  12. Yordan Corleone
  13. Haha true. Im soooooorry!
  14. Texans won the division and a playoff game two seasons ago. Astros went to the World Series two seasons ago, came within a game last year, and they’re clearly going to be good again this year. Rockets won their division last year and a playoff series. Yes, Rockets and Texans are bad right now, but let’s not get carried away. Rockets could remedy quickly with the right (tanked) draft pick this summer.
  15. Being a young QB on a shit team makes you look way worse than you are. Maturing, and joining a team that doesn’t suck dick can make all the difference. Good for Sam.
  16. My two favorite teams are the aggy and whoever plays t.u.! WHOOP! Gigem
  17. All those As fans paid for tix and showed up to watch us score one run per inning for an extended weekend 😂
  18. A lot of people on Twitter tried to make a big deal of the Correa/Chapman play, but it doesn’t seem to have taken hold. Baseball fans know what’s up. Currently losing Twitter-outrage war to people clowning Lebron for building a superteam in Space Jam 2: The Search for More Money.
  19. Our staff checked him but let him continue - obviously should’ve pulled him. Hindsight always perfect.
  20. Don’t think I’ve ever seen that at the pro level. Not on a can of corn 6 feet off the infield dirt. Amazing. I think the fucking swagger is back, gentlemen.
  21. That is a very generous way to look at it, but “nothing is going on, really” sells no subscripts and “there’s maybe a rumor of potential that our AD/coach are RUINING EVERYTHING stay subscribed for the next insider release and be sure to go to the message boards to discuss and increase our web traffic” sells more subscripts than zero.
  22. Keep raking in that backup dough, m’boy!!
  23. Killer slurve or whatever the hell that was right there. Took him to a knee, with an emphasis on K.
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