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Pato del Muerto

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  1. You are searching for Freddie freeman hr, right? I think that 7th inning hr was the last pitch he saw for the game.
  2. Constructing the power stations and computing facilities that all of our AI will run on until the robot takeover?
  3. Because of course you are
  4. Yeah that. If they bother even offering up an explanation.
  5. Is there a government assistance that these trump voters aren’t on? Holy shit. So probably fake.
  6. They’ll use consecutive terms as the fulcrum to differentiate Trump and Obama, should anyone suggest that Obama run against Trump in 28. that won’t be available in 2032 if they can keep him alive that long, but they’ll find something to fake justify it even though everyone will have seen his total and complete incapacitation during the televised visit from 2031 national championship winning Vanderbilt qb Dr. Diego Pavia.
  7. Huh?
  8. I agree, but I guess the argument would be about pitcher overuse and how the games after the long one look due to staff use. One way to mitigate that is to allow for a roster addition following a game of x innings or more. In assume the dodgers get to carry one extra pitcher since their DH happens to also be a SP.
  9. That’s fucking fantastic. His effort, the payoff, all of it. what would have been real fun is if Koufax worked his way down to the bullpen in around the 16th and began some soft toss.
  10. Only reasons I can think of to talk less is lump sum due now, and removal of offset language. Probably would take both for it to make sense.
  11. “That was written and ratified before the 22nd was drafted, therefore the 22nd wasn’t a consideration and is exempt from the 12th.” Or whatever. They’ll do it one way or another. in a way, I kind of hope he’s basically incapacitated but still alive, such that everyone can see it, and he still “wins” the nomination and the election. May as well do it all the way if we’re going to do it. Bonus if all the hayseeds don’t vote for him and are confused as to how he gets so many votes and wins.
  12. He will sue them for selling so much Tylenol, and also sue them for never being open. And some Amarillo judge will rule that always being closed would not preclude you from selling lots of Tylenol.
  13. Is Ashley Keller a woman, and is he nailing her?
  14. They for sure will try to get him on the ballot as the nominee but if they can’t bend the courts to do that, they’ll absolutely run him as vp and have him become potus when Vance steps down, and then he nominates Vance as new vp. And they won’t hide it, they’ll run on it.
  15. Ghost runner in post season talk should begin shortly.
  16. Would you say “Neto, check your libido?”
  17. Trouble ahead…
  18. The Omni corporation corporate office is Dallas city hall in the first one, and reunion tower and reunion arena are clearly visible in the opening chase scene.
  19. That means I was around 10 when I watched robocop in a theater. Looking back, that may not have been the healthiest of decisions.
  20. Imagine how much worse it would have been with Harris! Can’t wait to vote for him again so he can really help us! - also Iowa and Nebraska.
  21. 1) houston 2) who cares where he goes
  22. Pray the sec doesn’t alter it further
  23. Or keep a spare $20 capacitor for when you need it. I say this, but I don’t have one. I should take my own advice.
  24. Of course brisket is compelled to post in a thread basically about a pending major release of gas.
  25. Fify
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