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Horndog

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  1. There is no draft. The last one was in 1972. There is a registration requirement but no draft. And when there was a draft there were all sorts of exemptions, like being a conscientious objector or having bone spurs.
  2. The key word is "apparently."
  3. What a perfect description of the Maga cultists: "I have squandered my resistance For a pocketful of mumbles Such are promises All lies and jest Still a man hears what he wants to hear And disregards the rest."
  4. "I ain't sayin' I beat the devil, but I drank his beer for nothing. Then I stole his song."
  5. Went last weekend. Do it. You'll not regret it.
  6. Didn't that ruin the t-shirt?
  7. "The dictionary defines untrack as an active verb meaning "to cause to escape from a slump." In Webster's Third New International Dictionary, Unabridged, the definition for untrack was a little more literal: "to cause to move out of one's tracks: cause to get going."" https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/get-on-track-versus-come-untracked-phrase-usage
  8. So simple. The Search Committee gives them a list of Smart, Sark, DeBoer, Day, and Lanning. They just have to pick from that list. And then convince any of them to leave their current school.
  9. Court of Appeals tells Paxton to get fucked. https://www.fox4news.com/news/state-fair-texas-gun-ban-blocked-appeals-court
  10. Prolific and entertaining novelist. Cynical, sarcastic, and highly readable. Viet Nam vet who was always skeptical of authority. https://people.com/nelson-demille-plum-island-author-dies-at-81-8714929
  11. Ha. I first read the billboard as "Team Immunity".
  12. Has this been covered? Paxton trying to force the State Fair to rescind its firearm restrictions. https://www.texastribune.org/2024/09/13/ken-paxton-state-fair-gun-ban-opinion/
  13. Deadline to withdraw is tonight. Too late to change the ballots. Trump campaign distancing from him. https://www.carolinajournal.com/robinson-under-pressure-to-withdraw-from-gubernatorial-race/
  14. But he's afraid of windmills.
  15. Mike McCarthy is the Dak Prescott of coaches. Dak Prescott is the Mike McCarthy of QBs.
  16. Hey Dog, stay safe out there.
  17. Did someone eat Reveille?
  18. That would be Judge Limbaugh, first cousin of former human Rush. Shocking that he got it wrong.
  19. Vicky meant "democrant" rather than "democract".
  20. "Walz's" tells you all you need to know.
  21. Flashback: it was this weekend in 2016 when Hillary passed out at an outdoor event, adding credibility to the dotard's claims about her health. That changed the trajectory of the election.
  22. He needs to trademark "horrid group of skill talent. "
  23. MLB player appears for both teams in the same game. https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/41003854/danny-jansen-appears-blue-jays-red-sox-same-game
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