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Gil Bang

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  1. I can't jack off to Joe Rogan or that other Louisiana dipshit
  2. Charlie Strong correctly said that social media was fucking horrible. I have come to believe that podcasts are worse. Used to be that a complete fucking moron would have to convince some dipshit that he could get an audience before he could get in front of a microphone. Now anybody can do it. Amateur porn is great. Podcasts... not so much.
  3. yeah...the sad part is he's a really nice guy. He's a solid citizen, living in a vacuum. Hell, I'd take he and his wife on an overnight to L.A. Let them see the Downtown burning, maybe go to Hollywood for dinner at Musso or something...get robbed/raped/AIDS along Hollywood Blvd...the possibilities are endless.
  4. yeah, last year I was down in FL, on my (very rich) buddy's yacht. His captain, an otherwise pretty nice guy, said something to me along the lines of "it's a shame about California...with Newsom running it into the ground". Dude, what the fucking fuck did you just say? I've lived here 6 decades and it's pretty fucking great. Not perfect by any measure, but still pretty great. He acted a tad embarrassed, truly. "Well, that's what we're hearing down here in Florida". I told him that he and his wife should visit, and I'd give them the guest suite in our home and show him around. He'll never come.
  5. 100T...so our great businessman leader can negotiate down to 50T and think he "won". Like buying a 5 dollar blanket in TJ. He's asking 25, and you get him down to 10 and walk away laughing about the great deal you just got.
  6. for me only, premium up 50% for worse coverage. Higher deductible, higher co pay. PC office visit went from 20 to 50.
  7. just pay a certain somebody a bribe and it will be approved (no CR)
  8. Marge leaves Monday. oh, and because our governor isn't a petty cunt like our president \
  9. Wait...they will cut my kid's cock off and won't tell me?
  10. Preach, Ruben
  11. I've accepted the idea that I will just have to repair my washer myself now and then. I've replaced the pump and thermistor in the last month. They're not that tough to work on.
  12. It was some "Krazee-Eyes Killah" shit.
  13. laws don't matter any more. Goons out front shoulda' told ya.
  14. My buddy, and first bandmate, bought that album right away and were listening to it in his living room. His dad (cool, buy dad standards) was in the next room. He came in and said "do you assholes realize that all of these songs sound exactly alike?" He was correct.
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