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Gil Bang

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  1. His daughter just won the NCAA shot put title, and she looks more like dad than she looks like her brother. In fact, she looks exactly like dad that 4.3 was terrific all the great Asian chicken joints around you and you're eating Popeyes? And KM hasn't been the same since Dreamgirls closed.
  2. Gil Bang

    RIP Brian Wilson

    and "Maybelline" too. said the guy that has "My ding a ling" on his playlist.
  3. some limp-dick pussy in a jacked-up truck did the "roll coal" faggotry at one of the rallies. That's all I got.
  4. looks like the turnout is large in Pasadena CA
  5. Holy Hell, Carlsbad CA turned out. The photos are amazing.
  6. I'm working today, but I was able to hit my local protest for 30 minutes. I'd say 700 or so people* and growing when I left. *I do not stand behind that number, as I have no idea how to properly estimate crowd sizes. Just a wild-ass guess
  7. Gil Bang

    RIP Brian Wilson

    I grew up playing a shitload of Chuck Berry, like every other guitar player. My band(s) were never interested in covering "Sloop John B" for some reason.
  8. Gil Bang

    RIP Brian Wilson

    Gil also doesn't know why Chuck Berry is held in high regard. How many people have Sweet Little Sixteen on their Spotify playlist?
  9. his book is so great. I highly recommend
  10. Judge just fucking tattoo'd one
  11. GF's DIL got a call from her doctor today. "GET TO THE ER RIGHT AWAY, YOUR WHITE CELL COUNT IS NEAR ZERO AND IT CAN BE FATAL". She (from China, and very funny) says "I'm at the gym working out. I'm not dying and you don't know what the fuck you're doing. Figure it out and call me back". They call her back and apologize. Mistakes were made, and she's fine.
  12. same
  13. Trader Joes has awesome pickles
  14. Yes. Atlantic Ave has tons of restaurants, bars, and shops from the beach to the intercoastal. pretty close to the beach on Atlantic, there's a pizza-by-the-slice place that's really solid.
  15. so this could go on the Isbell et al thread, but it's in the weeds guitar stuff, so here it is. Feel free to skip.
  16. Gomer would be sneaking away to West Hollywood in search of cock. "SHAZAM"
  17. my original thread title was changed by the mod. If it wasn't, I'd change it to "4 dead in Oh-Hi-Oh (Brevard County edition) because that's gonna happen.
  18. Same. I'm the whitest motherfucker anybody can imagine. I'm going on Saturday, and I plan to talk mad shit to any of those masked ICE pussies that show up. Fuck those putos. They're getting the Lt. Rawls Double Bird from me.
  19. Gil Bang

    RIP Brian Wilson

    RIP Mr. Wilson. Genius? OK, I guess maybe he was. Influential? I suppose he was. But all y'all motherfuckers completely lack perspective. He wrote and produced "great" songs that nobody listens to. Seriously, does anybody have the Beach Boys as part of their regular listening rotation? Not fucking me and I've lived in SoCal my entire life. Revolver? Sure. Abbey Road? Definitely. Exile on Main Street? Yep. Pet Sounds? Fuck no. Who says "Siri, play Little Deuce Coupe"? Fucking nobody, that's who. If "Happiness is a Warm Gun" comes on the radio I crank it. If "In my room" comes on the radio, I change the channel. No, wait, I don't change the channel, because it doesn't come on the radio because nobody wants to hear that shit. Maybe some of you cats will play some Beach Boys because he just died. But you haven't played them in a long time, and you wont be playing them anytime soon after this settles down.
  20. yeah, that's how it was for decades. Before we had a complete moron as POTUS. I'm staying put where I am. Nobody is gonna tell Dotard shit about fuck, because he's a fucking total idiot and he cannot be trusted.
  21. I'm interested. Wait, I live in San Diego. Never mind.
  22. Yeah, me too I guess. And then I hope Iran retaliates and spatters Bibi's fucking evil guts all over Jerusalem and assholes like him disappear forever.
  23. BTW, Bibi is a scumbag, cocksucking motherfucker that needs to be hung by his balls, but he's smarter than Trump. But then again, so are most people.
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