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Gil Bang

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  1. Lulu: "Junior, you never say nice thing to me" Junior "Well, for a big ol' fat girl, you don't sweat much"
  2. Bijan is so fucking good, and such a nice guy. Goes to all the line guys and shakes their hands.
  3. put him on the same ticket as the "asswater" guy and you've got my vote
  4. let me take a moment to say "fuck you Murphy, you redheaded, freckled prick".
  5. shitty Because of the stigma. Sex is celebrated in the shops. In target, you're worried that you're being judged buying a bottle of KY. In a sex shop? It's some chick behind the counter with purple hair and there's no shame whatsoever. She'll be "is this lube for anal? Try this other brand. It's my favorite when I take it up the ass". Or "you should try this vibrator..." or whatever.
  6. Sandy Alomar has passed. I remember watching him with the Angels.
  7. Gil Bang

    The Wire

    "your partner...bit of an asshole"
  8. Mr. Fancy Car over here.
  9. Oh for fuck's sake. BYU ain't hiring a guy that's married to a black woman.
  10. he's Janice Soprano
  11. I was thinking that UCLA may turn it around, then I took a look at their remaining schedule. Fuck.
  12. wash it while the wrinkles are gone
  13. good time for this dickhead to throw another pick
  14. it would have been a good time for a Mack Brown pooch punt
  15. he's never jizzed on a massage girl?
  16. haha we aren't the only ones with stupid penalties
  17. I apologize. I guess I'm just not 100% comfortable with faggotry
  18. Just these particular sooners, or sooners in general?
  19. nice production there. Holly said something about something
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