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Gil Bang

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  1. arrivederci, cocksuckers. See you all tomorrow evening.
  2. listen assholes, I'm good for 3 more outs, then I'm the fuck out of here.
  3. camera guys are tired too
  4. he will sleep on a thin mat on the locker room floor. he's out at 1st
  5. why make the poor cocksucker throw 4 unnecessary pitches?
  6. they are gonna waste 4 pitches to walk him
  7. if I'm Toronto, I walk him
  8. yamamoto warming up!
  9. I must be older than you, because I'd wake up for my 1 AM piss, and 4 AM piss.
  10. switching to pellegrino
  11. yeah...every corner in so cal has a mexican selling better looking fruit from a cart
  12. I've been doing that
  13. nope. I'll own it. What a talent.
  14. I spend quite a bit of time in Florida, and I'm always happy to argue that being a West Coast sports fan is better than being an east coast fan. It's 10:40 PM here. That's one big advantage.
  15. BTW, I saw Mr. Richie in Vegas a few years back. I wasn't a big fan, but tickets were available so I went. Holy fuck, I didn't realize how many of his songs that I loved. One after another for 2 fucking hours. Hit after hit.
  16. Lionel Richie indeed
  17. they haven't been drinking since the pregame show like I have
  18. it ain't over yet
  19. missed it by that much
  20. Yeah, but the have to stop serving at 2 AM. State law.
  21. I'm gonna be so drunk by the time I go to bed
  22. fucking little league shit and it works
  23. I'm fucking exhausted.
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