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Gil Bang

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  1. I knew how to get to the mall. It never occurred to me that the mall internals would be on a map.
  2. Used to be a white guy, now an asian guy does the voice.
  3. I just went to sunglass hut to exchange my Costas under the insurance thing. Surprisingly smooth. 40 bucks for brand-new shades. So, they are located in a big indoor mall, and I hate those places. I have no idea what's where. I call before I go, and tell the dumbshit that I don't know shit about fuck about that mall, so can you tell me the closest major store next to you. I'm figuring he's gonna say JC Penney, or Macy's or whatever. He tells me Victoria's secret, like I'm supposed to know where the fuck that is. So, I got a nice half-mile mall walk in trying to find the place.
  4. I'm not gonna call him "fascist", but I respectfully disagree with that action. So much fucking Trump bullshit, lies, and stupidity comes at us every single day, that a low-hanging fruit thread is appropriate. A thread where a texags poster could think "Hmmm...I support trump but a 1200% decrease in prices is mathematically impossible" Just really highlighting not political disagreements, but disagreements with reality. But, the mods said nope, so here we are. It will get mixed up in the shit soup with everything else.
  5. There's so, so much BULLSHIT, that I thought it might be nice to have a thread specifically for Dotard's lies and senile ramblings. Or, his general stupidity and lack of understanding of 3rd grade math. Here's a recent one Raise your hand if you've recently picked up a refill, and left the pharmacy with more cash than you had when you arrived.
  6. Last Angel with a swing that sweet was Wally fucking Joiner.
  7. Maybe you Texans are different, but us San DIegans, we've got a name for cheese less nachos. We call the motherfuckers "chips".
  8. don't kink shame me.
  9. fucking spoiler that shit. I don't jerk off to snuff films.
  10. Biden should tweet tonight: "I'm proud very proud of my Presidency. Serving as your 46th President has been the honor of my life. And tonight, I'd like to share with American people one of my great success, of which, few are aware; that in my 4 years on office, I never once spoke with that Cuban-Canadian cunt from Texas, Rafael Cruz. Thank you for your attention to this matter".
  11. meanwhile
  12. the fed is losing credibility? I would argue the exact opposite. The fed is doing their thing against extreme political pressure. They're ignoring the static.
  13. always thinking about cooze
  14. Jeff Bridges? That one?
  15. a restaurant down here is a destination spot for bikers, with all sorts of "patriotic" shit. At noon every day, they play the Star Spangled Banner, and everybody is expected stop eating and stand up.
  16. From wiki: In May 2020, Grant, McMahon, and a personal friend of McMahon engaged in a threesome and at one point, McMahon allegedly defecated upon Grant. McMahon temporarily retired to the restroom to clean himself, at which point the threesome continued for an hour and half with Grant still covered in McMahon's feces.[10] In June 2021, Laurinaitis and McMahon "cornered her and pulled her in between them, forcibly touched her, before ultimately putting her on top of a table in between them. She begged them to stop, but they forced themselves on her, each taking turns restraining her for the other".[10] During the course of her employment, McMahon shared sexually explicit media with a "world-famous athlete" and former UFC Heavyweight Champion[10] – identified by The Wall Street Journal as Brock Lesnar[12] – to entice him to sign a new WWE contract, which the talent eventually did sign.[10] Grant alleged that the misconduct continued until 2022, at which point McMahon's wife Linda – a former WWE executive and politician – discovered the affair and threatened to divorce him. After several months of negotiations, WWE, McMahon, and Grant signed an NDA in which Grant would be awarded $3 million for her silence; after signing the contract, Grant alleged that McMahon attempted to assault her again. Grant also alleged that key figures in WWE were fully aware of the conduct, and actively sought to conceal McMahon's wrongdoing.[10]
  17. started a rewatch, and I'm seriously considering fast forwarding until Richie Aprielle gets buried on a hillside with pine cones.
  18. many people are saying it
  19. I go to a little material yard not far from my house. The owner bought a new transfer a couple of years ago. We were talking about it, as the KW salesman had just left. He was paying about $200,000 IIRC, and, that's a hell of a lot of money. He was feeling like a big shot. The salesman had come buy to get his signature on something. He asked the guy if he wanted to grab lunch. The guy says no, I've got to get over to Superior Ready Mix. Material guy says "oh, are they buying a truck from you"? He says "they're buying 100 of them". Material guy no longer felt like a big shot.
  20. a facility where a conflicted sex offender should not (by BOP policy) allowed to be at. But hey, she got a waiver. No biggie!
  21. sounds like one of those places in New York where the negroes play basketball at midnight. We don't need any of that around here.
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