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Gil Bang

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Everything posted by Gil Bang

  1. Yeah, I'm heading to Costco to fill both vehicles today
  2. Johnson is standing on his head to avoid swearing-in vote number 218
  3. it's true. She was a beautiful Blackfoot Indian. seriously, this guy deserves a mention on Gameday.
  4. I'm sure we had a few together at multiple Holiday Bowls, and twice in Pasadena. Godspeed Scott!
  5. Fuck. I never took a class at Texas, but I spent time with Wilson on more than one occasion. He and I went drinking in San Diego before a Holiday Bowl, and he totally cockblocked me with the beautiful bartender. I'm not kidding. What a cool cat. I hope he's OK. He always drove to Cali in an old Ford Pickup that looked like it had seen better days.
  6. "The Commander of Special Ops sounds like a woke pussy. I'm glad he's gone" Laura Ingram, probably.
  7. yeah...I know a certain soldier that thinks the world of this guy.
  8. Economy Class? All Humble No Brag
  9. her husband took a shit on an employees chest.
  10. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/robert-morris-guilty-child-sexual-abuse-texas-megachurch-pastor-rcna234748 The only thing surprising is that it was a girl that he was fucking
  11. That particular Sgt. Major has seen more shit in real life than Whiskey Pete has seen on a video game. You know how every now an then you run across a guy that you don't want to fuck around with? He's that guy
  12. SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Gov. Gavin Newsom is threatening to withhold billions in state funds from any California college that signs onto an agreement crafted by President Donald Trump's administration requiring schools to agree to support the President's education agenda in order to have access to federal dollars. The 10-page "Compact for Academic Excellence in Higher Education" requires universities to adhere to rules written by the administration in a variety of areas, including admissions, hiring, free speech on campus, teaching and the use of endowments. Advertisement "IF ANY CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY SIGNS THIS RADICAL AGREEMENT, THEY’LL LOSE BILLIONS IN STATE FUNDING — INCLUDING CAL GRANTS — INSTANTLY. CALIFORNIA WILL NOT BANKROLL SCHOOLS THAT SELL OUT THEIR STUDENTS, PROFESSORS, RESEARCHERS, AND SURRENDER ACADEMIC FREEDOM," Gov. Gavin Newsom said in a statement Thursday, intending for the entire statement to be written completely in uppercase letters. The compact was sent to nine universities on Thursday, according to CNN, with the only California school being the University of Southern California. A spokesperson for the university did not immediately respond to a request for comment Thursday afternoon. USC is a private school that receives Cal Grants from the state. KCRA 3 has reached out to the California Department of Finance to see how much money the school has received from those state funds.
  13. you don't want to hear about me and Molly Ringwald and Phoebe Cates? Has anybody ever seen this motherfucker NOT smiling? He's the happiest cat on the planet.
  14. wtf is going on with G&L? Did Fender acquire them?
  15. Gil Bang replied to WBT's topic in Baseball
    the Chinaman isn't the issue Dude
  16. Gil Bang replied to WBT's topic in Baseball
    well, this one's busted the fuck open...until the Dodger bullpen gets involved.
  17. It's not. Except I remember it being a small whiteboard. But yes, there was a Gomer holding a scoreboard for a bunch of rotted dog corpses.
  18. Gil Bang replied to WBT's topic in Baseball
    He lives in Laguna Niguel part of the year. Last year I ran into him on the San Clemente Pier. I was leaving the restaurant that he was entering (The Fisherman)
  19. It's called "the shart thread"
  20. I'm pretty sure that numbers lived out here...specifically San Clemente
  21. Gil Bang replied to WBT's topic in Baseball
    haha fuck the yankees
  22. HOW DARE YOU OVERLOOK THOSE OFFICERS THAT GRADUATED FROM TEXAS A&M UNIVERSITY, WHERE THE COMMANDING OFFICER IS A DOG. I DEMAND SATISFACTION. I PROPOSE FISTICUFFS IN THE TEXAGS.COM OFFICE PARKING LOT!!!
  23. fucking cunt...insults Gen. Milley to close it out. In a room full of people, many of whom served with Milley, know him, and respect him.
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