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Gil Bang

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  1. finger fucking?
  2. This right here is a humblebrag, y'all.
  3. Thanks for the link. They really screwed the pooch when they didn't cast Idris Elba. He would have been so great.
  4. A lot of them live together...3 congressmen rent a 3 bedroom house, etc. Then there are the crooks. Remember "Duke" Cunningham? He lived on a defense contractors yacht.
  5. (should be on the stupid wives thread) GF and I spent last week in Palm Springs. Rented a condo at a resort. We walked into the courtyard one night returning from dinner, and I spotted a skunk slip through the rails of the pool fence. I told the GF "there's a skunk over there" and she bolted over to him to get a closer look. Who the fuck runs towards a skunk?
  6. does Cory Redding still have that barber shop in Austin?
  7. any grown-ass man that is advanced enough to use valet parking needs to carry cash to tip the mofo doing the parking. same with bellman, etc. "I don't carry cash"? What the fuck, do you expect the guy with the taco cart to take Amex?
  8. Lance White, Private Eye.
  9. He didn't change a fucking thing
  10. Every single time Rockford gets on a plane, we see footage of a 747 landing. LAX-LAS or LAX-SFO? 747.
  11. He was a big-mouth asshole. The only thing that he did properly was beat Aggies and talk shit about them.
  12. Paul just played a London show. Ringo and Ron Wood sat in for a few.
  13. It's hard to imagine why this asshole's next-door-neighbor decided to stomp his ass
  14. Aggies once had an "all district". UC San Diego says hi from the sunny shores of La Jolla law school is downtown, not Malibu, correct?
  15. he was a replacement replacement?
  16. I too, jerk off manually.
  17. Saget is such a filthy mofo. was
  18. That will totally ratfuck small-town, Trump-loving America.
  19. Now this fucking tool is threatening to show up to be sworn in, fuck with the speaker election, and file a bunch of motions to "expose" members of Congress that have paid "me too" settlements. Fuck yeah, dickhead! Burn it all down!
  20. I'll believe it when I see it.
  21. No idea if you've ever been there, but Miami is in Coral Gables, not South Beach. Like USC isn't in Hollywood and UCLA isn't in Malibu. Or San Pedro.
  22. "Stupida fucking game" -Furio
  23. If this wonderful relationship that I have ever ends, I'm headed back to Dana Point the next day. I lived in Capo Beach for a few years, and it was terrific.
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