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Gil Bang

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  1. BTW: River Plate
  2. we did the cemetery thing, and I drank a shitload of Zapata
  3. came here to post this. And of course, I'm sending it to the handful of Catholic trumpkins that I know. I can't wait to see how they pretzel themselves to defend this.
  4. yeah...this is it. If you're smart enough for lawyering, you can handle this minor project. Just remember not to use dissimilar metals. If the fittings are iron, stay with iron, if brass, stay with brass, etc. Check for leaks with soapy water. Check again tomorrow.
  5. This idea is terrible. It wouldn't be so bad if it were an office building, but a construction yard? What if your buyer starts dumping toxins on the property? Starts storing old tires? Starts burying random shit? 12% isn't enough security. No way, no how.
  6. The mysterious “Delco Pooper” was identified and charged Thursday with indecent exposure and related offenses. She is accused of defecating on a car hood during a dispute with another driver this week in Prospect Park. Christina Marie Solometo, 44, of the 700 block of East Chester Pike in Ridley Park, is also charged with disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, harassment and depositing waste on the highway for the Tuesday incident at the corner of 4th and Madison avenues. Video of the incident shot by a bystander took the internet by storm Wednesday, even appearing on TMZ. The video shows a woman exit a vehicle apparently pantsless, move to the front of another person’s car stopped behind her, sit for a second on the victim’s vehicle hood and then return to the sedan flashing a smile as the other driver shouts at her. Left behind on the hood is a brownish glop. According to an affidavit of probable cause for Solometo’s arrest written by Prospect Park Police Sgt. Henry O’Neill: Officer Nicholas Denton was made aware of the video Wednesday. Police identified the offending stain as “an accumulation of liquefied human feces.” The person who deposited it drove away on 4th Avenue into Ridley Township. Denton got the original video from the person who shot it and determined it was captured at 5:16 p.m. O’Neill quickly identified Solometo as a suspect. He attempted to reach her using various phone numbers listed for her and family members. Solometo returned a call to O’Neill from a number he had contacted 20 minutes earlier. Solometo asked for O’Neill by name when he answered and said she had a “good idea” why he was trying to reach her. She said she did not want to come to the police station to talk about it because she does not really like the police but would tell him what happened over the phone. Solometo said she was heading north on Lincoln Avenue and was the fifth car in line to turn left at the traffic light onto 4th Avenue. Three cars went through on the green arrow, she said, but the fourth, a silver sedan, did not move. Solometo began honking, and the driver of the other vehicle began mocking her in the rear-view mirror. She said she was frustrated with the other driver and having stomach issues, so she pulled around the silver sedan and turned left. Solometo said she continued toward Madison on 4th when she noticed the other vehicle appeared to be following her. She said she stopped her vehicle and exited, then had an exchange with the other driver. “Solometo said as she was walking back to her car, the driver of the silver sedan called her a (insulting name), which made her angry,” according to the affidavit. “Solometo said, ‘I wanted to punch her in the face, but I pooped on her car instead and went home.’” On Thursday O’Neill and Prospect Park Police Chief Dave Madonna went to her Chester Pike address later to discuss the matter further, and she confirmed the details from the earlier conversation. “It was a clean poop,” she added at that time. “I didn’t even have to wipe.” Madonna said Solometo was taken into custody at that time. In video of her arrest posted online Thursday night, she tells one person, “I have a sickness.” The victim car was being cleaned and detailed Thursday, according to O’Neill. A Facebook page believed to be linked to Solometo had posted Wednesday that it was not her in the video. That post said she got off work to 300 texts, 500 Facebook messages, police calling her and 100 tags. “Stop sending this to me stop tagging me, that was not me !! It’s up my alley but i cant claim this Delco fame…” the post said. Madonna said that to the best of his knowledge, that account does belong to Solometo. Solometo was preliminarily arraigned Thursday night before Magisterial District Judge George Dawson and taken to the county jail after failing to post 10% of $10,000 bail. Online court records indicated she had posted $1,000 cash bail Friday. Solometo is scheduled for a preliminary hearing May 19 before District Judge Mary Hopper. The case has been assigned to Assistant District Attorney Bryan Barth. No defense attorney was listed on online court records Friday morning. Originally Published: May 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM EDT
  7. the album should have been called "Cock"
  8. vagina poosey
  9. better than just bringing donuts
  10. I remember the 12 string, but I don't remember any others.
  11. who's gonna step up?
  12. it worked for us. Or maybe it didn't. It was a long time ago, I can't really remember.
  13. oh that fucking cunt. Dillo bragged about opening the door in his flip-flops and a visor. Then, the "station in life" bullshit. I'd wager that Mr. Flooring Contractor earned more than Dillo and/or Dillo's wife.
  14. I've heard that they are really stable. They don't go out of tune when the weather changes, etc. I've never played one.
  15. I think you're correct. It was blocking his "view" of the stucco shitbox across the street.
  16. what exactly is that relationship? Is Takamine Martin's Epiphone? And do they pay Springsteen and Bon Jovi to play them?
  17. I saw a video with somebody (don't remember who) that said when Artie was doing side-gigs in his Stern days, random people would hand him drugs nonstop.
  18. FUCK YOU ARTIE!!! Hi Fred
  19. Fucking dillo pad. what a fucking cunt. It was a flooring contractor working on the neighbor's house, and fucking Dillo was a total cunt, and when the guy got pissed Dillo said "he was upset with his station in life". This was the only time I've ever made a sock account (*until very recently). I registered as "the flooring guy" to fuck with him. He's the same cunt that got a speeding ticket and the cop made some minor typo on the ticket. He was convinced he'd get off because of the typo, and argued nonstop with a couple dozen shaggy lawyers about it. Of course, he ended up paying the fine. He and I got in some pissing match about something or other, and he hit me with "you don't live where I live". At the time, I lived in Dana Point CA, and had spent that very morning I shit you not, at a beachside cafe, sipping mimosas and watching dolphin playing in the surf. Dillo lives/lived in fucking College Station. * I registered a sock a while back and made a single post to bust @Superhero's balls in what I hope was a good-natured way. and I'm not fucking around about the psych ward thing.
  20. that's me, and it wasn't rehab, it was the psych ward.
  21. Billy rocking that giant 'fro
  22. Cady Longmire's got some fine titties.
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