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Gil Bang

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  1. I had a single buddy. We worked at the same bank. He made a great salary, and was a decent looking guy. He had a nice car, and owned a nice condo. He was into hunting and fishing. His condo looked like a fucked-up hunting lodge. He was 1/2 Korean, so his mom did the no shoes in the house thing. So, when you walked through his front door, there was a rack with about a dozen pairs of various shoes on it...in the living room. Mounted dead animals on the walls, the fridge was covered in stickers like it belonged in some hot-rodder's garage. The 2nd bedroom was filled with garbage cans filled with empty 12 gauge shells to be reloaded on the adjacent reloading bench. Basically, it looked like a house a serial killer would live in. The first time I visited, I straight-up told him that his place fucking sucked, and would creep out any woman that set foot in the place. i've lost touch with him, but during the time we worked together, he never dated. He fucked whores off TER. He did that weekly, or more often. He was happy with that, and thought that I was the asshole for having a wife that cost me a lot of money.
  2. JT was a fucking fruit.
  3. 100% this. A handful of FBI agents were having drinks talking about Trump being a disgusting perv, and they came up with this "fuck up" as a solution.
  4. Gil Bang

    The Wire

    do we know if it was "his" cock that he was always showing as Ziggy? A stunt cock maybe?
  5. They still have the plague. THE PLAGUE JERRY!
  6. Gil Bang

    The Wire

    he was also in several episodes of "Bosch", playing a dirty cop, and he was great. Suicide, the permanent solution to temporary problems.
  7. Gil Bang

    The Wire

    fucking ziggy
  8. yeah, the maroon jersey is a clue
  9. didn't that same asshole say the same shit about Ant?
  10. He's probably got a lot of hours, but it's probably a fraction of what a professional pilot would have.
  11. You might want to take a look at the midfield logo.
  12. he will show up somewhere else, and he'll do well.
  13. so, you have me on ignore? I've been shouting from the rooftops about the greatness of this series.
  14. when I was a young man, I operated heavy equipment for a few years. The outfit I worked for had a cat front-end loader, a 966. It had one brake that had failed and there was no time to repair it, so the air line was capped and the machine continued to be operated with 3 working brakes. Eventually, it was repaired. I was the first to operate it after the repair. At the end of the day, the owner of the company asked me how the brakes were working. I replied "33% better than they worked yesterday". He's like "WTF??? You mean 25% better!" The argument lasted several minutes, and he was convinced that he was correct.
  15. Gil Bang

    Landman

    needs more cameltoe
  16. I've lost interest in NASCAR for some reason, but Biffle always seemed like a good guy.
  17. they also recruit pussies that shoplift paper plates and air fresheners
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