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Gil Bang

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  1. If you're talking about the doors version, you've got a new best friend. It's the worst song ever recorded.
  2. Anybody ever use these? Do they work? I'm about to build a patio cover, and I know it's going to be attractive to spiders.
  3. gambling is going to ruin all sports. We may as well all watch WWE instead of football or basketball or baseball.
  4. Trumpkin: "I didn't like Obamacare but it was the only insurance that I could get". 22 year old Gil: "I didn't like fucking that fat girl, but it was 1:30 AM and the bar was closing"
  5. so there will be at least two people in the white house that suck?
  6. man, the flying situation is rough right now...otherwise I'd fly out just to shit in the parking lot. That sounds like a good time.
  7. I'll say it again: my surprise pick (out of nowhere) for one of these big jobs is Bob Stoops.
  8. Marge was on CNN tonight. She straight-up said "I do my own grocery shopping and prices aren't down, and my electric bill on my house and my DC apartment are up from a year ago".
  9. Dude. Deion's health situation is not good.
  10. the Thanksgiving thing...what a crock of shit.
  11. "dey said you was hung" "dey was right"
  12. Craig Stammen is Padres new manager. WTF?
  13. Barney may have been naive, but Don Knotts wasn't; mofo laid pipe all over Hollywood.
  14. @Sbbruin get in here
  15. The BUT is a terrific venue. See you there?
  16. Thanks for that, but I have no fucking clue what my "twist rate" is. Would you expect an old bolt action to have the required twist rate?
  17. I've got that covered. The GF's daughter is the GM of a 1200 acre horse ranch, with lots of open, unused land. I once heard somebody say "buzzards gotta eat...same as worms", so I'm going with that approach. Or, I could drive a few hours out to the Mojave, and do it mobster style, but I hate digging holes.
  18. if not, he needs to mix in the occasional salad.
  19. Hey guys, I don't visit this thread because I'm not a hunter. I've never killed an animal in my life. I am, however, a damn good shooter. Beer cans quiver when I take aim. Anyway, I live on the edge of town in N. San Diego County. I'm on two acres, and this neighborhood is pretty "country". We've got a very aggressive Coyote. Fucker came right up on the patio and killed a cat the other morning. We buried the remains, and he came back and dug it up. He's been back in the yard a time or two (that I've seen) since then. The GF has a small puppy, and she's scared shitless. I bought some of those "quiet" 22 rounds. I've got a old bolt-action rifle, and I'm fucking good with it. Here's the question for this thread: can I humanely kill a coyote with a 22? If so, where do I shoot the fucker?
  20. Pretty much what I told the incumbent County Supervisor for my district. "Can I count on your vote?" "Fuck no, I don't support anybody that supports Donald Trump".
  21. don't worry about it. I voted twice so I got ya covered.
  22. he's our own Mike Johnson
  23. preferably between 55-70 years old
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