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Gil Bang

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  1. when I was a young man, I operated heavy equipment for a few years. The outfit I worked for had a cat front-end loader, a 966. It had one brake that had failed and there was no time to repair it, so the air line was capped and the machine continued to be operated with 3 working brakes. Eventually, it was repaired. I was the first to operate it after the repair. At the end of the day, the owner of the company asked me how the brakes were working. I replied "33% better than they worked yesterday". He's like "WTF??? You mean 25% better!" The argument lasted several minutes, and he was convinced that he was correct.
  2. Gil Bang replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    needs more cameltoe
  3. I've lost interest in NASCAR for some reason, but Biffle always seemed like a good guy.
  4. they also recruit pussies that shoplift paper plates and air fresheners
  5. rpongett lived in Los Angeles
  6. democracy docket. Elias is the point of the spear. He's fighting every day all over the country.
  7. Judge Boxwine is doing great work in DC https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/unprecedented-errors-are-eroding-credibility-trumps-justice-department-2025-12-17/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
  8. @ChiTownDoc can you tell me how fast somebody could contract ass cancer, and then die a horrible death from it? Should I be rooting for another ailment for this orange cunt?
  9. fuck, that's the guy that prosecuted Phil Spector.
  10. His brother is (was) Bob Einstein, AKA "Super Dave", and played "Funkhouser" on Curb.
  11. I'm going to stand on my roof and beat my meat.D Don likes his steak well-done!
  12. me too. Derka's got his head screwed on pretty straight these days.
  13. Is he going to move to Alabama?
  14. fuck that guy
  15. we're not talking about some 2nd team aggy DB that got caught with his cock in the ass of random livestock. We're talking about Hollywood Royalty that brought so much joy to so many.
  16. @immamac motion to clean up this thread title. It's disrespectful.
  17. Just imagine, 100 year old Dick Van Dyke and 99 year old Mel Brooks have to bury their best friend's son.
  18. fucking Marti DeBergi....say it isn't so.
  19. that's a big fucking "if" in a state like Texas.
  20. Gil Bang replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    a hardass Mexican drinking Michelob Ultra is the phoniest thing in the entire show.
  21. Gil Bang replied to Zombie's topic in Cloak Room
    Twice has long balls?
  22. Gil Bang replied to Zombie's topic in Cloak Room
    remember when we had THIS kind of leader?
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