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Gil Bang

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  1. Barney may have been naive, but Don Knotts wasn't; mofo laid pipe all over Hollywood.
  2. @Sbbruin get in here
  3. The BUT is a terrific venue. See you there?
  4. Thanks for that, but I have no fucking clue what my "twist rate" is. Would you expect an old bolt action to have the required twist rate?
  5. I've got that covered. The GF's daughter is the GM of a 1200 acre horse ranch, with lots of open, unused land. I once heard somebody say "buzzards gotta eat...same as worms", so I'm going with that approach. Or, I could drive a few hours out to the Mojave, and do it mobster style, but I hate digging holes.
  6. if not, he needs to mix in the occasional salad.
  7. Hey guys, I don't visit this thread because I'm not a hunter. I've never killed an animal in my life. I am, however, a damn good shooter. Beer cans quiver when I take aim. Anyway, I live on the edge of town in N. San Diego County. I'm on two acres, and this neighborhood is pretty "country". We've got a very aggressive Coyote. Fucker came right up on the patio and killed a cat the other morning. We buried the remains, and he came back and dug it up. He's been back in the yard a time or two (that I've seen) since then. The GF has a small puppy, and she's scared shitless. I bought some of those "quiet" 22 rounds. I've got a old bolt-action rifle, and I'm fucking good with it. Here's the question for this thread: can I humanely kill a coyote with a 22? If so, where do I shoot the fucker?
  8. Pretty much what I told the incumbent County Supervisor for my district. "Can I count on your vote?" "Fuck no, I don't support anybody that supports Donald Trump".
  9. don't worry about it. I voted twice so I got ya covered.
  10. he's our own Mike Johnson
  11. preferably between 55-70 years old
  12. It's the worst thing about Costco. The St. Louis spares that they season are godawful.
  13. Does the "R" in "R. Keith Shackleford" stand for "Rusty" by chance?
  14. I say this with 100% sincerity...Thank you for your service.
  15. Mario should have pulled out.
  16. https://www.npr.org/2012/02/16/146987033/hold-on-to-your-tuba-brass-bandits-hit-l-a-schools
  17. Marching band adjacent: out here in SoCal, you might have heard something about us having a lot of mexicans. Well, I can confirm that it's true. Anyway, a decade or so ago, "Banda" music was all the rage in the Latino community. From what I understand, it's very tuba-driven. In fact, it was said that a good Banda Tuba player could make a grand on a Friday or Saturday night playing somewhere. Meanwhile, there was a rash of break-ins at socal schools, and the Tubas went missing in every case. I always imagined that the LAPD, if they wanted to actually solve crimes, could just put detectives on bikes, cruising around the barrio, listening for the "honk honk honk honk" of a shitty tuba player.
  18. spoiler: it's Dillo Pad
  19. so, these fucks want to deport Dinesh Patel now?
  20. sure, businesses will leave immediately. Who wants to have a customer base the size of NYC? "Bastrop, here we come! Get ready for artesanal, fresh-baked marble rye!"
  21. is that the old queen that was married to Martha Raye?
  22. where's the Dicker vs. Okie gif?
  23. we make it pretty easy, huh?
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