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hullabelew

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  1. Bravo Brother @deadshank When this thread was initially created, this kind of bullshit is EXACTLY what I was imagining.
  2. Whenever we remodeled the kitchen, she bought some blue Flour/Sugar/Tea canisters for the counter. The lids don't fit or seal, so they are empty. Is that where we keep the flour/sugar/tea? No you fucking idiot. We keep that in the canisters in the center island. Why don't we just keep those canisters on the counter where they are easy to get to and you don't have to put new tape on the door? Because the blue ones are so pretty.
  3. Yep @tbone_ Scotch Fucking Tape. And DDD. Nope. I just throw all of that other shit in the laundry room. It is all hers anyway. That container with all of the spatulas and shit in it? Had to get that because both of those drawers are full of that shit. I throw stuff away all of the time. Don't make a fucking dent. She has a stack of books in the bedroom.....all the same category. Subject? How to declutter. I shit you not.
  4. Dude, I'm the one who reversed searched the pic and called her out on it. Then got blocked. Unless you are referring to the healed in two days part of course. Yep. I couldn't remember who did the reverse look up. Didn't mean to imply me. I'm too fucking lazy. Brilliant on your part.
  5. She had actually lived that scene many times. Now, for today's adventure. My wife has slowly turned in to a hoarder. Not Mitch C. level, but our garage and basement if a fucking hazard area. She won't throw shit away.....and has even dug out stuff from the trash that I've thrown away...old tshirts, a beat-up old cowboy hat that didn't fit me anymore, old shoes... (we can use it for rags, I'll wear that in the garden, we can take them to Goodwill). Anyway, we have a TON of cookie sheets, flat pans, broiler pans...WAY too many, but she won't get rid of them. They are housed in this old table we made into a center island. The doors have these cool things called locks. They help keep the doors shut....unless the fucking thing is so full, the doors won't stay shut. How do we deal with that? Throw stuff away? Move it around? Fuck that noise. She has the solution. Oh.. "We CAN'T have shoes in the house. You will bring in the virus." I guess the little virus bastards just stick to my shoes/boots.
  6. He checked himself in to rehab 8 months after this was shot.
  7. hullabelew

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    On first glance of the Marc Bolan picture.....I thought it was someone else....and I'm ashamed to say, i laughed.
  8. I have enough fucking trouble avoiding mirrors than to worry about that.
  9. Nicolette was recording an album when she died. Two friends of mine had written a song for her to record. It was called "How You Gonna Wear Your Hat". I'm still not sure I'm over her death. What an amazing talent. And over the years, she was married to an allstar band in Hank DeVito and Russ Kunkel and engaged to Andrew Gold.
  10. She is deaf but a lip reading motherfucker. It's been a long running topic of fun and frivolity on this and the two previous boards. She doesn't use ASL.
  11. hullabelew

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    Shit. 34. Sorry.
  12. hullabelew

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    For me, it begins and ends with Buddy Holly. All of those great songs written and recorded in under 2 years. He was 22 when he died. Lowell George (24) and Gram Parsons (26) were the other two I was thinking of.
  13. This is a live recording. I just LOVE the drums on this Marshall Crenshaw song.
  14. I'm so much happier when I did the same with my Les Paul. I just never connected with it. I LOVED looking at it...just not playing it. It KILLED me to get rid of it, but I ended up with that 62 Epi Century. In the 8 months I've had it, I've already played it more than I did that LP in 5 years. I took it to band practice for the first time on Sunday and the drummer couldn't quit gushing over the sound of that single P90.
  15. We recently replaced all of the cable boxes in our house and they have a voice control. For about 2 weeks she has watched me say, into the remote, "Outlander ** on Netflix". Bless her heart...last night, she gave it a try. "Outlanders on NextFlick".....3 times....then she just chunked the remote at me. I felt sorry for her. There are several words she pronounces differently. I rarely correct her unless it is a word that might be embarrassing to say in front of strangers. Most of them are due to spelling but some I can't figure out why she pronounces them a certain way. And to her credit, she apparently, FINALLY looked at the logo on the screen and said, "Oh....NET Flix". Fascinating = FASC-i-nating (this is a spelling issue) Waxed = Wax-ed (no idea) Farted = Fart-ed-ed (no idea) But words like Worked, she says correctly. But Fart-ed-ed cracks me up every time. OH....also, we dog sit Baboso's dog from time to time. To get her to go outside, the dog knows "Go be quick". But my wife miss-heard it, so she says, "Go get a quickie". Every fucking time...I giggle. ** If you haven't watched this titty-fest, so yourself a favor and invest some time.
  16. All you motherfuckers are amateurs.
  17. Those Loog guitars look like a great option. My 6 yr old granddaughter loves my guitars so I gave her an old mandolin I had But her fingers aren't strong enough to fret even one note. That Loog looks like it would be perfect for a 5 yr old.
  18. Fantastic @tbone_ What is your PA setup? Sounds fantastic for something outdoors. Also, the iPad stand. Are you using that for lyrics? Our singer is incredible, but lazy as fuck about remembering lyrics. We haven't spent any time trying to get him set up with some kind of scrolling setup....looking for options.
  19. hullabelew

    Kayaking

    Well,@baboso and I took our bitches out on the Etowah River in North Georgia. Things got a little western in the first 200 yards. The shoe fell apart during my wreck. Tried to get cute and was lazy. I lost. My wife wasn't paying attention and got out into the current while we were getting my boat out from under the log and she took a trip under it, upside down. I ended up walking my boat upstream and 200 yards. Paddle and console going downstream. I had put a 15 foot rope on the front of all of my kayaks a few years ago. I generally use them to pull my wife off of rocks and logs when she gets stuck, but it makes dragging a boat upstream a HELL of a lot easier. If you don't have one, do it tomorrow. Also used it to drag our other two boats around the tree. Knees and shins got cut to shit in the wreck and legs, arms and hands cut to shit by thorny vines, walking back up the river. Oh....poison ivy aplenty. About $50 damages to two of my boats and lost my new prescription sunglasses, gaiter and boonie hat. I had a bit of a battle getting out from under the kayak, under water facing the current and wedged under the log. Lots of exercise on Saturday.
  20. Serial killer Faryion Wardrip killed 2 friends of mine in Wichita Falls. As far as I know, the two girls didn't know each other. I know two other guys who murdered someone. One was fucked up on drugs and stabbed his wife. Told police his TV dinner was cold. He was about the nicest, calmest dude I knew. Just fucked up and lost it. Other dude was convicted of killer a cop in Tarrant Co. I left his house about an hour before the cops/sheriff/Texas Rangers/Hwy Patrol and FBI raided his house. Also grew up with a guy who was murdered. Drugs fucked him up. In jail and got released as an informant. Dead two days later. Shotgun blast in a Ft. Worth hotel. Another good friend of mine killed his dad. Was never arrested or prosecuted. Old man came home drunk. Shot the dog, pointed the gun at his wife and said, "You're next". My buddy shot him on the spot.
  21. @Buzzrock When do our Tele's get here today?
  22. Why do I click on those fucking lists? WHY???!!!!!!
  23. Nice volley there Cousin Shank. I offer up this bit of coolness. And a thought. How much fucking fun do you think Bonnie Raitt was around this time. Holy shit.
  24. @Buzzrock What are we getting?
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