@baboso to the white courtesy phone please. Music Midtown/Ga Tech baseball players story.
Mine was probably another Music Midtown event. Deadhead wanna-bes were getting there early for a Leftover Salmon set but I was there to see Peter Case who was about to start. Wife, 6 yr old daughter and I are sitting on our blanket and they start sitting on it, then spreading their shit out, all over our blanket, even moving our stuff off. After several attempts to be nice, I finally fucking lost it.
Me: "Dudes. You mind getting your shit and your asses off my blanket?"
Fuckheads: "Hey man....we're all here to share what we all have man.....nothing belongs to anyone.....it's all ours."
Me: "Well, I'm about to start kicking OUR collective asses."
One of the hairy hippie chicks: "Bummer man. Some people shouldn't be allowed to be parents"
Me: "Agreed. And I hope for fuck's sake you either don't breed to any of these other stale patchouli-smelling, dirt-weed fucks...or that your Chlamydia makes your sterile"
By then a crowd had gathered and security and the cops drug them away.