Cousin Strawberry
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Viewing Topic: Texas Roster 2026
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Am I weird that I fucking hate people that don't walk through the grocery store using the rules of the road? If you are going down an aisle, you should stay to the right, correct? if I am on the right side of the aisle, I should never hit you head on coming from the opposite direction. Fucking animals. Convinced that we still have orphanages and feral children in this country.
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Parker Livingstone
Vasek?
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Fast Food guilty pleasures
This is a consistent problem at the only McDonalds near me. It's at Bee Cave and Rollingwood. The employees seemingly speak English until you go off script and then it's a mixture of Spanish, Tagalog and what sounds like Romani Gypsy. The only thing I order there is an in app 20 nugs and a basket of fries for $8. It's something I do when I leave the office early on a Thursday, about once a month. I eat enough nuggets to get full and let my boys and wife eat the rest. The McDonalds hot mustard is beloved by me, my wife and middle son. I make clear that I want as many hot mustard as permissible with that order. They always give me 6 shitball honey mustard. Its not worth going back because they will just blankly stare at me like they have no idea what I am saying.
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McRib check in thread
The nutria population is declining pretty rapidly.
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Dedicated Stranger Things Series Thread
When the Soprano's originally aired, I thought Kelli was plain and Adriana was hot. On rewatch, Kelli seemed much more attractive and Adriana was meh.
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Dedicated Stranger Things Series Thread
Is that Moltisanti's wife Kelli? No wonder she stirred the loins. Still hot.
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Bruce Willis - done with acting
The Last Boy Scout is a great bad movie.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Not often, but it's good when I do. I stopped at an Arby's on the way from east Texas in 2001. It was in Waco. I walked to the can and opened the door. It immediately smelled like puke and alcohol. It was a single hole shitter. There was an Arby's employee on his belly, covered in puke and puke all over the bathroom. I had a 15 year moratorium after that. It hasn't disappointed since.
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2026 New Year's Resolutions
Texas baseball is good shit.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Probably killed her upstairs neighbor. If every person over the age of 18 who took a video of themselves peacocking with a gun was suddenly wiped off the face of the earth, I would be totally fine with it. I mean it might mean longer wait times at H2O car wash or Arby's but ill make the sacrifice.
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2025/2026 Hunting Thread
That dude is hammering pussy.
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Tex Mex
Tell me you had a couple of IPAs too. I hope your wife can tolerate the worst farts in history.
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
Ive never had them but they have a fan club. A random lady saw that I had HEB brand tortilla chips in my cart, approached me and started lobbying for me to put them back and buy El Patio brand. I was like "I'll buy what I want Mrs. Joseph."
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2025/2026 TDAY, XMAS, NYE, NYD Menu/Pron Thread
Is that an 80qt pot of pazole in that 2022 thread?
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One Battle After Another, the next Paul Thomas Anderson film
Inconceivable!