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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. Am I weird that I fucking hate people that don't walk through the grocery store using the rules of the road? If you are going down an aisle, you should stay to the right, correct? if I am on the right side of the aisle, I should never hit you head on coming from the opposite direction. Fucking animals. Convinced that we still have orphanages and feral children in this country.
  2. This is a consistent problem at the only McDonalds near me. It's at Bee Cave and Rollingwood. The employees seemingly speak English until you go off script and then it's a mixture of Spanish, Tagalog and what sounds like Romani Gypsy. The only thing I order there is an in app 20 nugs and a basket of fries for $8. It's something I do when I leave the office early on a Thursday, about once a month. I eat enough nuggets to get full and let my boys and wife eat the rest. The McDonalds hot mustard is beloved by me, my wife and middle son. I make clear that I want as many hot mustard as permissible with that order. They always give me 6 shitball honey mustard. Its not worth going back because they will just blankly stare at me like they have no idea what I am saying.
  3. The nutria population is declining pretty rapidly.
  4. When the Soprano's originally aired, I thought Kelli was plain and Adriana was hot. On rewatch, Kelli seemed much more attractive and Adriana was meh.
  5. Is that Moltisanti's wife Kelli? No wonder she stirred the loins. Still hot.
  6. The Last Boy Scout is a great bad movie.
  7. Not often, but it's good when I do. I stopped at an Arby's on the way from east Texas in 2001. It was in Waco. I walked to the can and opened the door. It immediately smelled like puke and alcohol. It was a single hole shitter. There was an Arby's employee on his belly, covered in puke and puke all over the bathroom. I had a 15 year moratorium after that. It hasn't disappointed since.
  8. Texas baseball is good shit.
  9. Probably killed her upstairs neighbor. If every person over the age of 18 who took a video of themselves peacocking with a gun was suddenly wiped off the face of the earth, I would be totally fine with it. I mean it might mean longer wait times at H2O car wash or Arby's but ill make the sacrifice.
  10. That dude is hammering pussy.
  11. Cousin Strawberry replied to blacklab's topic in Austin
    Tell me you had a couple of IPAs too. I hope your wife can tolerate the worst farts in history.
  12. Ive never had them but they have a fan club. A random lady saw that I had HEB brand tortilla chips in my cart, approached me and started lobbying for me to put them back and buy El Patio brand. I was like "I'll buy what I want Mrs. Joseph."
  13. Is that an 80qt pot of pazole in that 2022 thread?
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