Everything posted by Cousin Strawberry
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Fast Food guilty pleasures
This is a consistent problem at the only McDonalds near me. It's at Bee Cave and Rollingwood. The employees seemingly speak English until you go off script and then it's a mixture of Spanish, Tagalog and what sounds like Romani Gypsy. The only thing I order there is an in app 20 nugs and a basket of fries for $8. It's something I do when I leave the office early on a Thursday, about once a month. I eat enough nuggets to get full and let my boys and wife eat the rest. The McDonalds hot mustard is beloved by me, my wife and middle son. I make clear that I want as many hot mustard as permissible with that order. They always give me 6 shitball honey mustard. Its not worth going back because they will just blankly stare at me like they have no idea what I am saying.
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McRib check in thread
The nutria population is declining pretty rapidly.
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Dedicated Stranger Things Series Thread
When the Soprano's originally aired, I thought Kelli was plain and Adriana was hot. On rewatch, Kelli seemed much more attractive and Adriana was meh.
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Dedicated Stranger Things Series Thread
Is that Moltisanti's wife Kelli? No wonder she stirred the loins. Still hot.
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Bruce Willis - done with acting
The Last Boy Scout is a great bad movie.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Not often, but it's good when I do. I stopped at an Arby's on the way from east Texas in 2001. It was in Waco. I walked to the can and opened the door. It immediately smelled like puke and alcohol. It was a single hole shitter. There was an Arby's employee on his belly, covered in puke and puke all over the bathroom. I had a 15 year moratorium after that. It hasn't disappointed since.
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2026 New Year's Resolutions
Texas baseball is good shit.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Probably killed her upstairs neighbor. If every person over the age of 18 who took a video of themselves peacocking with a gun was suddenly wiped off the face of the earth, I would be totally fine with it. I mean it might mean longer wait times at H2O car wash or Arby's but ill make the sacrifice.
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2025/2026 Hunting Thread
That dude is hammering pussy.
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Tex Mex
Tell me you had a couple of IPAs too. I hope your wife can tolerate the worst farts in history.
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
Ive never had them but they have a fan club. A random lady saw that I had HEB brand tortilla chips in my cart, approached me and started lobbying for me to put them back and buy El Patio brand. I was like "I'll buy what I want Mrs. Joseph."
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2025/2026 TDAY, XMAS, NYE, NYD Menu/Pron Thread
Is that an 80qt pot of pazole in that 2022 thread?
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One Battle After Another, the next Paul Thomas Anderson film
Inconceivable!
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
What about Squints, Ash and Buchelle?
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One Battle After Another, the next Paul Thomas Anderson film
Well, he's dead. Name one redeemable thing about her. For the cause? No, just gets off on the chaos. Loyal? No, immediately ratted out her fellow revolutionaries to save herself which resulted in their being murdered or imprisoned. Good mom, maybe? Nope, gets canned while pregnant and so jealous of the attention being paid to her infant daughter, she abandons her. Perhaps she was honest? Nope, doesnt tell the man that the child he raises and sacrifices everything for isn't his kid. Moral? No, murders a security guard. She, like Lockjaw is a completely self interested piece of shit. The difference is that Lockjaw knows this and Perfidia is in complete denial.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Only 5 Longhorn quarterbacks have an NFL win in the last 25 years? Simms, VY, Colt, Sam and Ewers? I used AI for this stat but former OU QBs have 148 regular season wins in the last 25 years and Texas only has 49? Who am I forgetting about besides Hurts, Mayfield and Murray? Do those 3 really have that many wins?
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
I spoke to an employee about this issue and she said they are hand salted before they are bagged so it can be inconsistent.
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One Battle After Another, the next Paul Thomas Anderson film
Yes. He knew what he was. She is in complete denial.
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One Battle After Another, the next Paul Thomas Anderson film
Perfidia is the least redeamable character in the film and it's not even close. Complete piece of shit.
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The movie you just watched
The beginning was terrible. When we started watching I told my wife, "Its a PTA movie so get ready for some completely unnecessary, weird sexual shit that will be completely inappropriate if the kids walk in the room." 5 minutes later Penn is getting pegged or his ass eaten. Perfidia is a fucking awful character. It's probably a testament to the writers or her acting ability that I hated her so much I was hoping she would take one center mass every time she was on screen.
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Pocket knife, fixed blade, machete, tomohawk all encompassing thread
I don't carry this obviously but this is one of the 3 knives I have from this maker. He's a GD artist. 5 year wait for my second order.
- Texas Roster 2026
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Worker it? Drone it? queen bee it?
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this Andrew Tate dickhead
I've never seen more poorly thrown punches in my life. The "victor" seems exceptionally uncoordinated and Tate should be embarrassed for losing to him.
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
that fall and the resulting moan/scream were the chef's kiss.