Everything posted by Cousin Strawberry
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Tex Mex
Tell me you had a couple of IPAs too. I hope your wife can tolerate the worst farts in history.
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
Ive never had them but they have a fan club. A random lady saw that I had HEB brand tortilla chips in my cart, approached me and started lobbying for me to put them back and buy El Patio brand. I was like "I'll buy what I want Mrs. Joseph."
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2025/2026 TDAY, XMAS, NYE, NYD Menu/Pron Thread
Is that an 80qt pot of pazole in that 2022 thread?
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One Battle After Another, the next Paul Thomas Anderson film
Inconceivable!
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
What about Squints, Ash and Buchelle?
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One Battle After Another, the next Paul Thomas Anderson film
Well, he's dead. Name one redeemable thing about her. For the cause? No, just gets off on the chaos. Loyal? No, immediately ratted out her fellow revolutionaries to save herself which resulted in their being murdered or imprisoned. Good mom, maybe? Nope, gets canned while pregnant and so jealous of the attention being paid to her infant daughter, she abandons her. Perhaps she was honest? Nope, doesnt tell the man that the child he raises and sacrifices everything for isn't his kid. Moral? No, murders a security guard. She, like Lockjaw is a completely self interested piece of shit. The difference is that Lockjaw knows this and Perfidia is in complete denial.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Only 5 Longhorn quarterbacks have an NFL win in the last 25 years? Simms, VY, Colt, Sam and Ewers? I used AI for this stat but former OU QBs have 148 regular season wins in the last 25 years and Texas only has 49? Who am I forgetting about besides Hurts, Mayfield and Murray? Do those 3 really have that many wins?
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
I spoke to an employee about this issue and she said they are hand salted before they are bagged so it can be inconsistent.
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One Battle After Another, the next Paul Thomas Anderson film
Yes. He knew what he was. She is in complete denial.
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One Battle After Another, the next Paul Thomas Anderson film
Perfidia is the least redeamable character in the film and it's not even close. Complete piece of shit.
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The movie you just watched
The beginning was terrible. When we started watching I told my wife, "Its a PTA movie so get ready for some completely unnecessary, weird sexual shit that will be completely inappropriate if the kids walk in the room." 5 minutes later Penn is getting pegged or his ass eaten. Perfidia is a fucking awful character. It's probably a testament to the writers or her acting ability that I hated her so much I was hoping she would take one center mass every time she was on screen.
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Pocket knife, fixed blade, machete, tomohawk all encompassing thread
I don't carry this obviously but this is one of the 3 knives I have from this maker. He's a GD artist. 5 year wait for my second order.
- Texas Roster 2026
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Worker it? Drone it? queen bee it?
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this Andrew Tate dickhead
I've never seen more poorly thrown punches in my life. The "victor" seems exceptionally uncoordinated and Tate should be embarrassed for losing to him.
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
that fall and the resulting moan/scream were the chef's kiss.
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Prime Rib Christmas (Let's talk)
Yeah, we're fucked here. I haven't ventured outside of Westlake, Tarrytown or Circle C but there are no deals to be had. 2012-2015, HEB would sell prime rib roasts for $9.99lb at Christmas. I would buy 20lbs worth, cook a roast for holidays, cut individual steaks, chamber seal and freeze for later. That's never coming back. We're in the end game now.
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It: Welcome to Derry (HBO)
It's going in reverse. Next season will be 27 years before the events in Welcome to Derry season 1. So my maths says 1937 and the Bradley Gang.
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Frozen Pizza - Because sometimes is just sounds good.
Verdict?
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
Not if you are somewhere between the living and the undead. Loud music during the middle of the day, people loitering, kids riding their bikes completely unfazed by drunk or drugged out people fighting like it's normal. That entire complex needs a Thano's snap. No one would even notice. Maybe a few poorly crafted and ill fitting T-shirts with their photo on them to memorialize.
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
He's the problem. My worst nightmare is having to live in an apartment complex near animals like this. Who thinks this behavior is remotely acceptable? These people were born human but they are now something different. They are like people who have drunk the blood of a vampire but haven't made their first kill. They will never be human again. Who lives like this?
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Texas BBQ
Those prices are very similar to Musashino in Austin 3 years ago. Thats expensive for Seguin.
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Bijan Robinson is special
queen with the bean?
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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests
If that belt snaps, someone is going to die.
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Twelve killed in shooting targeting Jewish community at Australia's Bondi Beach
Mossberg 183 410? I learned to dove hunt with a bolt action 20.