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Cousin Strawberry

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Everything posted by Cousin Strawberry

  1. This guy is terrible. We have to swing at shit off the plate to RH hitters because he is giving him 3" outside.
  2. Because he deserves the shame
  3. "loaded with hogs?" Is talking about South Austin's mom?
  4. He is going to be a beast.
  5. Their dugout looks confident as shit. We look like the dude sent to max security for mortgage fraud and know we will quickly need stitches in our ass.
  6. I bet he jacks to the speeches in Gladiator.
  7. Wood has all the mannerisms of a methhead.
  8. Take his shirt off too
  9. Are we sure this isn't Beep Baseball? We seem to be swinging at the sound of the pitch rather than locating it visually.
  10. Rocco Peppi sounds like something you get at the deli counter in New Jersey.
  11. Wood will hit triple digits tonight.
  12. Harrison looks good.
  13. that was 97mph perfectly placed. Hard to do a lot with it. Gabe Bathhouse
  14. Pitchers who only throw from the stretch scare the shit out of me. Efficient as shit.
  15. I will be forced to search for ESPNNEWS in my lineup again?
  16. Zach definitely gave us his root last night. No grease either. Went in dry.
  17. They prefer "gravy adjacent" or "big boned."
  18. This ^^^ It's baseball, getting ass raped was going to happen. Forget about it and shove it up their ass next two games.
  19. My sons just finished dinner and the game was on. My youngest was like "we can still come back, right?" I felt like the Dr. with a patient who has been shot three times in the head, with no brain function and the family is like "he could recover, right?" Sure he could, just keep a positive attitude, that will change everything.
  20. Any chance we can get Riojas to throw a fastball at the knees rather than the letters?
  21. Flores, Riojas, Galvan they all sound the same.
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