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Cousin Strawberry

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Everything posted by Cousin Strawberry

  1. If that is a real video, that doesn't appear to be a survivable wound. Fucking awful.
  2. used to love it. I went to one off 183 after a trip to the skeet range last summer and and it was ass.
  3. Plenty of academy classes have been cancelled since 2000. Travis County hasn't been affordable for a police cadet since around then. Every police I know lives in Hays or Williamson.
  4. Also the first time young Cousin Strawberry saw full frontal nudity. The 1982 movie, not 42'.
  5. https://music.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0e5527a5-fd4b-41f2-bba7-c9e6963278f1
  6. You don't turn around in driveways out of fear? In the suburbs? My driveway is 30 yards long, so it would be weird, but I wouldn't shoot them. I found a laborer in my garage once, 30 yards off the road and it puckered my ass but I didn't think about killing him. I raised my voice and asked what he was doing in my garage, he cowered, raised his hands and said "Oh My God, are you the one who called about the plumbing leak?!" No. He left.
  7. "He's coming right for us!" No, shooter and victim were brown so we won't hear it. If shooter's surname was McLeod, then yes, it would be nothing but "what do you expect when you knock on someones door unannounced? Knocking on someones door is just like putting a gun in their face. Scary to have someone at your front door, could easily be the cartels. FAFO."
  8. I think they charged him with murder today.
  9. Wasn't that Sean Connery's address in The Untouchables?
  10. Trying to figure out how you feel the need to use deadly force because someone rang your doorbell.
  11. Wow, that guy was a complete sack of shit.
  12. You should see the amount of stupid rednecks who are crushed by this news and refuse to believe it's possible. I always thought the story was bullshit.
  13. This. I hate to sound callous but we need to taint meth with something that can cause overdose. Tainting meth would put a lot of the problem children who prey upon the people in this city in their forever box.
  14. "This kid is a real Newman fan."
  15. I think Brian Camarena, his wife and the baby are dead.
  16. She married Lenny Dykstra's kid. So, probably.
  17. My recollection is that Bobby tells Tony just to stiff Hesh. I think Carlo suggests killing Hesh. He does dress Carlo down though. Carlo starts talking about an episode of the Twilight Zone he watched and Tony tells him "maybe you should start sucking cock instead of watching TV Land because Vito brought in 3x what you do on construction!"
  18. What I never understood is that Tony gave her $600k for the lot. There is no other discussion about how she paid for the materials or After she closes, Tony asks her how much she made and she says "after closing costs close to $600,000." I don't flip houses but it seems like they didn't earn anything.
  19. I thought he went to Slava for that. Was that explicitly depicted in the show?
  20. Ascension Bay is gorgeous. Only day fished it and it was windy AF and cloudy. Only caught one bone but its a great fishery.
  21. They have zero respect for your stand and fills. That looks like a beef jerky commercial. Are you in NE Texas? Oklahoma?
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