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  1. When about top 10 Vanderbilt? Arch has been really good for a month straight. And he isn't why we lost in Athens.
  2. Have you ever heard D-1 football players speak?
  3. You're missing the point. This is about scheduling big OOC games or cupcake OOC games. Our exact situation, if we beat aggy, is an example of how the huge game against Ohio State can only hurt us. Teams absolutely will stop scheduling those games. The rest of the schedule is non-negotiable. They're conference games. Yeah, win them. Obviously. But in this new world, if a 9-3 Texas team with a better SOS than every single 10-2 team gets left out, then no one should schedule big OOC games. It's all risk and no reward.
  4. Honestly, if we beat aggy to go 9-3 and get left out of the playoff, the message to all of college football is don't ever schedule a big OOC game at any time. If we'd played a scrub in week 1 instead of @ Ohio State, we'd have gotten in easily.
  5. Yeah, you'll be lurking all week. Listen up. I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak. Your defense is ass. We're unbeaten at home. Etc. But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were. The last time you put two good seasons in a row together was when you were cheating worse than SMU. You are not a big deal. You are Texas Tech with a god complex. And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state. Everyone laughs at you behind your back. Everyone. The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay. Yes, it is. And you know it. It's cool to be gay now, guys. Just let it out. It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore. Good luck in the game. Even if you win, it doesn't change anything. You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize. And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you. Good day.
  6. I bet you're fun at parties.
  7. Yep. A lot of people, probably including some committee members, don't know that we boat raced Vandy for 3 quarters before the refs got involved.
  8. Allllll of this. It still says Texas on your fucking jersey.
  9. Yeah, the story of this second half is KJ Jackson, guys. Sure.
  10. 3rd and 20, fucking hell, guys.
  11. Last I saw us -8.5. Backdoor cover ref magic needed to start in the 3rd quarter.
  12. We're gonna fuck aggy up next week.
  13. I would love to see a total count of our holding penalties and our opponents' holding penalties this season. PI, too.
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