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TexArcher

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Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. That'll do, gentlemen!
  2. HAHAHAHAHAHA SAD BROADCAST BOOTH, GO FUCK YOUR MOTHERS
  3. One of Dicker's loved ones is in a well right now or something.
  4. It's just too bad we don't have a tight end or any slot receivers.
  5. Fucking mugging
  6. Okay, how about a 6-minute touchdown drive, yeah?
  7. No penalties on the other team, no quick slants when they would work for us. This is an NFL Longhorn game.
  8. I mean, it's a bullshit rule, but that gets called a lot.
  9. Fucking booth is legit sad about the penalty on LA, lol. That is 100% a penalty, too.
  10. I mean, is it me? Is it my fault? Because it's both of my teams, all the time.
  11. Nico Collins does not care if your mom is watching.
  12. Boradcast booth sounds like a pair of Make-a-Wish kids who don't know the rules.
  13. You know what'll keep him from doing that? Running the damned ball and taking it to halftime up 11 on the road.
  14. Just so god damned stupid.
  15. Get a first down and get into the locker room.
  16. God damn, what is he looking at there?! Even if it wasn't tipped, I think it still gets picked.
  17. What a fat flopping pussy. 320 pounds of Neymar bullshit.
  18. Hope Sark is watching...
  19. This does not suck.
  20. That might be the worst corner marking I've ever seen. Buncha wankers.
  21. God dammit. Always felt like a second goal would be needed, and now it is. Plenty of time left.
  22. I like how we can just acquire other sovereign nations' property, but if anyone from another country wants to come here and work, it's an invasion.
  23. Yep, and that's a position where we've had big freshman contributions over the years. I don't think we want him to get 250+ carries, but 100 with a good ypc seems like a reasonable piece of the puzzle.
  24. To be fair, I've forgotten almost everything from 15+ years ago.
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