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TexArcher

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  1. They will when we beat Rice 84-3. Fuckin' nerds.
  2. Honestly, Sark should cancel the Ohio State game, schedule Rice, beat them 84-3, and tell the postgame presser that he's glad we got to start our playoff resume off with a W this time.
  3. It just depends what you value. This committee is showing that nothing matters more than the loss column. So, there is no reason to schedule marquee non-conference games. They can only hurt you. Texas and Ohio State, aggy and Notre Dame, oklahoma and Michigan, etc, will all be going away. College football will now be stats games until Oct 1. This is 100% bad for the sport and bad for the fans.
  4. And we still didn't have to play Ohio State.
  5. Texas beating Michigan in a bowl game has led to an undefeated national championship the following year 100% of the time.
  6. I did not know Methuselah posted here. Cool.
  7. This is it. This is the uproar. Rawr. Hey, what's up over in NSAA.....
  8. I would love to watch them rematch Notre Dame and have their only quality win of the whole season negated.
  9. Oh, it's not a good justification, but it's the easy way out for them. Texas at 13, BYU gets curb stomped in the CCG, we move up to 12, and the committee says, aw shucks, Texas, we agree with your claim but our hands are tied. It's as close to everybody happy as they can get, and the pissed off one (rightly so) is the one everybody hates anyway. Pussies.
  10. Exactly. "We thought Texas was one of the 12 best teams, but unfortunately... Only thing we can do now is expand to 16..."
  11. But also maybe he's about to drop dead at any moment?
  12. I still feel good about him long-term.
  13. His mom was knocked up at an Indian casino, so he claims it.
  14. And now I'm taking out a loan so I can bet more than just my life savings on BYU.
  15. Mexico?
  16. I have a bad feeling that his answer to any question about our national security, from anyone, is basically, "I don't want to comment on it. The answer is such and such." He's so proud of himself for knowing secrets that he can't help but give them away so that everyone knows how important he is. What do Putin, Kim, and Xi not know about us at this point? They are probably going to nuke us with our own missiles someday.
  17. Oh, I was away from the lunatic brigade by that point. Thursday was exactly what you think it was. They should have been #1 due to their strength of schedule (lulz). Refs helped us not lose to Miss St and Kentucky because ESPN loves Texas (megalulz). Beating tu made it into the blessing of the meal, with multiple whoops. Etc. I think this really settles the whole nature/nurture thing. Because I share DNA with these people, and I turned out smart and well-adjusted, and look at these freaks.
  18. Diehard is not terrible, sir.
  19. Something about titty bars and chicken wings?
  20. I love a weekend full of football wins.
  21. Go clean your trailer.
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