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TexArcher

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  1. So what's he under arrest for? Is the raise in that graphic from $58k to $90k legit? If so, is that embezzling state funds if it was given as a kickback to keep her quiet?
  2. This woman has decided she'd like some privacy, so here's a photo for you all to jack to.
  3. Men have been doing wildly dumb shit for very average pussy for approximately 300,000 years.
  4. Is it, though? They got to unload a mediocre coach for free. It's embarrassing for the coach. Nobody expects a university to keep a coach's dick in his pants for him.
  5. We're liberating that oil!
  6. Not that there's anything wrong with his outfit.
  7. Also, you know the help at Michigan fucks.
  8. Really? You can't think of literally anywhere else this could go?
  9. That's the Fightin' Michigan Spartans to you!!
  10. So are we about to lose our bowl opponent?
  11. "Was it worth it?" Lulz
  12. Women who are willing?
  13. RomaVicta trying to get back into Surly's good graces like...
  14. Didn't Michael Scott change dramatically from Year 1 of the Office into the rest of the series, too? Also, remember the guy from Year 1 of Parks and Rec who just disappeared from the cast with no explanation, lol?
  15. Yeah. You might as well tell me you don't like dogs. I don't need to hear anything else from you ever.
  16. Easy. War and Peace. It's spectacular.
  17. That is the final nail in American tourism coffin. And which cities benefit the most from tourism? NYC, Chicago, San Francisco, Miami, Denver. All liberal. That's all he sees -- a chance to hurt his enemies. Nevermind all the mom & pop restaurants that will also suffer, etc. They can pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Fuck this place. Just pull the plug.
  18. With any luck, that'll be because he's been dead for about three years.
  19. That guy's gonna normalize getting his ass kicked. Edit: looking at some of his other stuff, it appears to be satire. But god damn it's hard to tell these days.
  20. The scary part of that rant is that I'm pretty sure that's what his aides were able to edit it down to. What he dictated was almost certainly several levels crazier.
  21. Wow, I'm tempted to put a significant bet on UGA. They've been tested way more times than Ohio St or IU, and they just avenged their early season loss by 21, against another playoff team.
  22. Texags would have to raise its average IQ by about 15 points to qualify as a bunch of retards.
  23. Probably better than a flag getting stuck in Kristi Noem again.
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