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TexArcher

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Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. Oh, I see you're a newer Bunghole Drip fan. I prefer the lineup with the original bassist before Bob Rock took them all corporate, but to each his own, I guess.
  2. All of you heathens get your filthy eyes off of Oona Chaplin. She's with me.
  3. Watched it last night and enjoyed it. I did feel that it was half an hour longer than it needed to be, but I've felt that way about most of his movies. I think Lockjaw was great. He was supposed to be a caricature, a mash-up of stereotypes, and it worked, all the way down to Penn literally walking like he had an M-16 up his ass. And I'll say this: in a decade or so, I think one of the most memorable things about this movie will be that it launched Chase Infiniti. As awful as that name is, that young lady is going to be a star.
  4. As if a guy whose hand bruises from hand shaking is a picture of physical health anyway.
  5. What about bunghole drip?
  6. That'll do, gentlemen!
  7. HAHAHAHAHAHA SAD BROADCAST BOOTH, GO FUCK YOUR MOTHERS
  8. One of Dicker's loved ones is in a well right now or something.
  9. It's just too bad we don't have a tight end or any slot receivers.
  10. Fucking mugging
  11. Okay, how about a 6-minute touchdown drive, yeah?
  12. No penalties on the other team, no quick slants when they would work for us. This is an NFL Longhorn game.
  13. I mean, it's a bullshit rule, but that gets called a lot.
  14. Fucking booth is legit sad about the penalty on LA, lol. That is 100% a penalty, too.
  15. I mean, is it me? Is it my fault? Because it's both of my teams, all the time.
  16. Nico Collins does not care if your mom is watching.
  17. Boradcast booth sounds like a pair of Make-a-Wish kids who don't know the rules.
  18. You know what'll keep him from doing that? Running the damned ball and taking it to halftime up 11 on the road.
  19. Just so god damned stupid.
  20. Get a first down and get into the locker room.
  21. God damn, what is he looking at there?! Even if it wasn't tipped, I think it still gets picked.
  22. What a fat flopping pussy. 320 pounds of Neymar bullshit.
  23. Hope Sark is watching...
  24. This does not suck.
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