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TexArcher

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  1. "Trump officials meet in Situation Room over Epstein files" -- CNN Squirm, you disgusting pieces of shit.
  2. But you know what? If the Clintons were involved, then hang them both from a fucking tree. It's really easy to be right about this. So why can't ALL of the right wing, and even Fox News? If you don't throw Trump and literally everyone else involved in this all the way under the bus, you're a demon and you should be hanged from a fucking tree, too.
  3. Actual headline: "Biographer urged Epstein to bash Trump for 'political cover' in newly released emails" New Epstein documents show exchanges about Trump and Clinton campaigns | Fox News You see, good Christians, whatever you hear about President Trump in the Epstein files was a political witch hunt. Nothing to see here. We'll have some war porn live from Venezuela for you soon.
  4. There could be a reel-to-reel clip of Trump shoving a toddler up his own ass in 1970 and his horde would call it CGI. You could carbon date the reel-to-reel to 1970 and point out that CGI technology to fake it didn't exist yet, and they would say obviously a time traveler went back to 1970 and doctored the tape. And besides, Hillary stored emails on the wrong server, which is way worse.
  5. We've stopped everyone else.
  6. Like Susan Collins, they're becoming concerned, repeatedly, but in the end they will always do what they're told.
  7. Funny how you're a fucking loser. Looks like your account won't be here much longer, so we'll see you in 5 years when your team is kinda relevant again. I have some screen name ideas for you. PM Derka.
  8. And as we continue to blow up alleged drug trafficking boats and mobilize aircraft carriers to get ready to beat up the world's 52nd ranked military, the UK has decided to stop sharing intelligence with us because they believe the boat sinkings are illegal. And good for the UK.
  9. Your homeland is being transformed into a fascist state in real time, brown people are being deported for being brown, women have lost a bunch of their rights, and social safety nets are being cut left and right by wealthy "Christians," who are also whitewashing history books and going full xenophobe about everywhere except freaking South Africa, and we're in about the 2nd inning of this thing, but just go touch some grass, y'all. Why so serious?
  10. We care about you! We can't do anything to help you, but we're gonna make all the appropriate public statements of outrage while you starve and die of treatable illnesses. Love always, The Donkeys
  11. Exactly. Cognitive dissonance is a bitch. If science can't convince these people that the earth is more than 6,000 years old and we didn't get all this genetic diversity from 1 man and 1 woman, and their 3 sons, a-fucking-hem, then good luck convincing them that the intellectual elitist libtards actually cared more about them than Jesse Watters and Mike Johnson. Nothing will be the GOP's fault, ever.
  12. Oh, you sweet summer child...
  13. Serious question: would any of those races have gone the other way had the shutdown not happened?
  14. Why would the Republicans agree to that, though? They can just not vote on Epstein and the Dems will eventually go away.
  15. And there 100% will be a DPI or defensive holding flag that comes out late on a Georgia 3rd and 10+.
  16. The Democrats Are Right On Every Issue But They're Literally the Worst Group of Politicians Ever, Vol. 14,683.
  17. So I guess no Hall of Fame for these two.
  18. Tell me how to see this whole shutdown as anything other than Republicans torturing people and Democrats caving in to make it stop...
  19. Like if Ohio State lost to Michigan last year? Just get in.
  20. Of course they're all bidding to go to the child sex slavery capitol of the world. Maybe they can do a Vatican trip next.
  21. Get a job and stop sucking up welfare! No, one of the jobs from this list.
  22. LSU trying to win this game 18-17, lulz.
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