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TexArcher

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  1. And the S&P averaged closer to 10% over the last 30 years, which will double your investment every 7 years. It might not be "Fuck you" money, but it's definitely "I'm sorry, I wasn't listening" money.
  2. You're being ironic, but those are actual selling points to Trump.
  3. Yeah, I think we'll bring someone in and Baxter will have to transfer to get the touches he wants. I thought Baxter was gonna be our next Mr Rushmore running back, but the injuries seem to have ruined it for him. Damned shame.
  4. This is almost as bad as aggy trying to claim that beating a 7-5 LSU team is a big win.
  5. Also, how big a piece of shit are you when we're talking about a scenario where your wife cheats on you with Vivek freaking Ramaswamy and you're still the bad guy?
  6. You mean Taco Tuesday?
  7. Spoiler alert: Usha is gonna cheat with Vivek Ramaswamy and we're going to war with India.
  8. I guess Ukraine, Gaza, and Venezuela will be unreachable for comment.
  9. Part of me wonders how much of this is mafia-style negotiating. We'll stop sinking your drug boats if you deliver X kilos of uncut coke to Don Jr's attorney's secretary's roommate each month.
  10. Well, if this guy's satisfied, then so am I. Finally, some accountability in Washington!
  11. We'll be nuking brown people from orbit by next year. It's the only way to be sure.
  12. Okay, then deliver them to the Hague for murder charges under international law.
  13. It sounds like there was a good chance they were going to drown anyway. And if you sank the boat carrying the drugs, then your anti-smuggling mission was complete. But no, we hit them again to make sure they were dead. Straight up war crime. Deliver them to the Hague.
  14. Well if they only go after convicted criminals, they can't hit their quota. They have to get the criminals who haven't been caught yet, too. They were all gonna sell drugs or rape somebody eventually like that one immigrant did.
  15. I'm starting to think there is a non-zero chance that Trump will actually die on camera, possibly while audibly shitting himself, and I am all the way on board with it.
  16. Man, Venezuela is about to get fucked so hard.
  17. Remember when Obama was acting like a king by using executive orders at a lower rate? Wonder what the difference is...
  18. Rural white people can do this. Urban black people, many of whom work two jobs, can't. The chef's kiss will be when they bend over backwards to limit the number of polling places in major cities. And of course ICE will be on the scene "to ensure the security of our national election since we all know Democrats steal elections." This is why I keep scratching my head when people talk about who needs to run in 2026 and 2028 to take things back. Do these people seem like they have any intention of ever having another fair election, or ever leaving power? I fear that a lot of us are still in denial about what happened last fall.
  19. Yeah, a fascist reform.
  20. I fully expect the White House to be replaced by a hotel/casino called The Prez. The Saudis and Russians have to stay somewhere when they come for Trump's lifetime coronation in that god damned ballroom.
  21. I just wish someone would poison this fat fuck already. Come on, NSA.
  22. Steroids are a hell of a drug?
  23. They will when we beat Rice 84-3. Fuckin' nerds.
  24. Honestly, Sark should cancel the Ohio State game, schedule Rice, beat them 84-3, and tell the postgame presser that he's glad we got to start our playoff resume off with a W this time.
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