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TexArcher

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  1. 2022/23: How are the Longhorns gonna compete in the SEC, snicker? 2023/24: How are the Longhorns gonna compete in the SEC, snicker? 2024/25: Oh. Well. Damn. 2025/26/27/28/29/30/etc: Mother of God, what have we done??
  2. Isn't that how the other dude ended up getting his ass fabulously kicked by Adrian?
  3. That dude is gonna hafta move to a hood that doesn't have the internet at all.
  4. TexArcher

    Getting old sucks

    That's exactly the number I had in my head, actually. I mean, if a crown is about a grand a tooth and ya got 32 teeth...
  5. AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAJAJAIAJSNWUSUDJDJDUDJDJEIEU2USNSJ HOLY SHIT THAT'S AMAZING.
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    Getting old sucks

    What did that cost? I think I'm headed the same way in 5 to 10 years. No amount of brushing or flossing keeps my teeth from falling apart, and my dad was the same way. My smile is fine, but almost everything in the back is crowned, and some of those are starting to need to be replaced, and I'm just about ready to say hell with it, do it all.
  7. That woman does not look nice.
  8. I love Pete. I think he's hands-down the smartest candidate in either party and he would make a great POTUS. But this thread is amazing. Okay, let's just assume that a gay man can be elected POTUS in 2028. I seriously doubt it, but it's not even close to the top of the list of concerns. 1. Joe Rogan and others will continue to work on young people for the next 3.5 years. We all thought the GOP would be in trouble when the Baby Boomers started dying off. Well, not really, because they've won Gen Z. And they've done shockingly well with Latinos of all ages. They are simply winning the messaging game, even with a deeply flawed head of the party. This is a problem that isn't going away any time soon, even if Trump drops dead tomorrow. 2. A significant percentage of Democrats will have moved out of the country by 2028. 3. A significant percentage of Democrats will have been deported or otherwise disenfranchised by 2028. 4. There is a significant chance that we don't even have an election in 2028. There are many ways this could happen; probably the most likely is that we're in a major war and the election is "suspended," (and then it never comes back). 5. If there is an election, the GOP will cheat its everloving ass off. You guys are listening to Pete preach to the choir like, "Man, he sounds great." Yeah, he really does. But it doesn't change anything. This isn't getting fixed in 2028. I'm not trying to be a dick, but I think the sooner we all move past the denial phase, the better. Strap in for the long haul, or make an exit plan.
  9. I will offer her asylum.
  10. Fucking Chinese reciprocal tariffs! We should invade.
  11. Yes, and it's a stepping stone to bigger racism. One of many. Desensitization is going to happen one small and relatively minor to moderate story at a time until it adds up to a precedent that allows them to do unspeakable things and get away with it.
  12. But you're bleck! He's right. You are.
  13. And the market's up 3%, and Trump's hedge fund managers were out in front of it, again, guaranteed. That's all this is really about. Rich people are getting richer by cheating. They don't actually give a shit if your Nikes cost 10% more at Walmart or not. Hell, they don't give a shit if your feet fall off.
  14. Only to a complete idiot. Look, Biden is four years older and therefore his decline is more advanced. Four years ago, Biden was much smarter than Trump is right now. Thinking Trump is a genius compared to Biden is like saying Danny DeVito is taller than Yao Ming once Yao gets too old to stand up anymore. It doesn't change the fact that Danny DeVito is a midget and Donald Trump is a mental midget.
  15. How fat must that guy be for this 285-er to call him fat with a straight face? I also like how it was a personal phone call that alerted Trump to the fact that prescription drugs are expensive here. That is how fucking checked out this guy is on every issue.
  16. Yeah, I mean, everyone hates Big Pharma and their price-gouging, so this is actually something that will have universal appeal. And of course that's why he's doing it now as his approval rating is shitting on itself. But this will make 100% of Republicans hypocrites when they back him on this. This is the opposite of small federal government and a free market. Yet something tells me they'll have no problem contradicting everything they've ever said before now. Dance, you profiteering little puppets.
  17. I would pay a significant amount of money to watch Trump try to read that aloud then respond to it.
  18. I'll do it for 75 cents each. And every 10th one is free. But I get veto power. And do you have a sister?
  19. Mothers are women, right? I'm sure he'll get right on that.
  20. And this is Month 4 of 48. And as many more after that as they want. Fuck, man.
  21. They should steal somebody from TCU, and if he's not that good, we'll let them keep him.
  22. This might be the worst PPV card in UFC history. I'm watching the free prelims, then I'm gonna put a movie on, because the PPV isn't even worth streaming illegally.
  23. This is actually terrifying. This is North Korea-level propaganda and telling people what they think. Soon, there will be consequences for anyone in the 1 to 5% who don't think this, so everyone who doesn't think this will STFU out of fear. They will make the 95-99% approval an actual thing, at least out in the open. Then we are a full-blown fascist shithole.
  24. "Ya know, none of this would be happening if I hadn't inherited this mess from Sleepy Joe Biden, the WORST president in HISTORY. These two nations have been warring since the time of St Paul, who as you all know wrote my favorite Bible chapter, Corinthians 2: Judaic Boogaloo. So, after centuries of INEFFECTIVE leadership from Pelosi and Schumer and that brown guy with the tan suit, what was his name, nevermind, doesn't matter. You know, a lot of people are saying this is the GREATEST wartime mediation in history. I dunno, but that's what they're saying. What? They're shooting again? Well, the world will remember that for about half an hour, I, Supreme Commander Donald J Trump, Esquire provided peace and stability to the Middle East. Drink Diet Coke -- it's got what plants crave. I love lamp. Thank you, and goodnight, Moscow."
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