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TexArcher

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  1. I could only see this happening if CDC said something about L'Oreal and she gave Sark that Jada Pinkett stare. Then I think Sark would stroll up with his chest out ready to slap CDC and walk right into a stiff jab. CDC by ground and pound ref stoppage, 0:22 of Round 1.
  2. I think I speak for everyone with Dak on their fantasy team when I say fuck all of this game, including that great throw by somebody else and the great catch to go with it.
  3. Yeah, but he said that very early on. The point was more like, if this defense could just be average with this offense, this team could really go somewhere, but alas, they're .500, for a moment...
  4. My favorite part of the first half was when they were talking about how good the offense is and they said, "If this defense could just be average..."
  5. Good try, Niners, good effort. Orange slices are over there.
  6. I mean, I'll take the team with the 7-point lead and the ball. How much?
  7. Couple more drives like that and this could be a 9-6 win.
  8. Late hit on Arch. Monumentally stupid play.
  9. I'm sober, I watched every play, and I've read most of Surly's thoughts on the topic, and I also don't know how we won that game, and I think I lost several IQ points.
  10. "Dominated" is a strong word when they still gave up touchdown drives of 80 and 75 yards in the second half. "Less awful" might be more like it. What we learned last night is that the Florida performance can no longer be written off as an anomaly. This defense is capable of mostly shutting down Ohio State and ou, and they are also capable of getting lit up by far lesser offenses. The only silver lining is that the pair of meltdowns were both true road games, and we only have one of those left.
  11. Texas wins 31-24.
  12. Fuck aggy. This team just got torched by Arkansas and barely survived. They are losing to Mizzou and to us. And they still might lose tonight.
  13. Mike Elko is pregnant with redneck triplets.
  14. LSU's defense is doo doo.
  15. Yeah, the refs scripted those two picks to help LSU go from down 7 to up 4.
  16. Bien sur.
  17. Dude, you need to bench yourself. Get offline for a while.
  18. I mean, he just had 350 yards and 4 TDs in a road win. And the pick wasn't his fault.
  19. Come on, Bayou Bengals!!! Come on, Trifecta!!!
  20. Hhahahahhahahahahahaha, poor stupid ass aggy
  21. FUMBLAYA!!! FUMBLEROOSKIE!!! FUCK OKLAHOMA!!
  22. They're gonna get Mateer all the way killed.
  23. Yeah, and after we tell him to go fuck a goat, we should hire Freeman.
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