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TexArcher

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  1. You know who else is 3-5 in their last 8...?
  2. You think this team that is 6-8 in the conference is going to suddenly figure things out after 4 months of tripping over its own dicks way more often than not against anybody with a pulse, then win 3 out of its last 4, 3 of which are against better teams? You're laying even money on that? You're lucky I have an ethical problem with betting against my alma mater, or I'd make you my personal ATM.
  3. Christianity absolutely was not the basis of the Declaration of Independence. Most of the Founders weren't even Christians, and they most certainly did not establish a Christian nation. As for "Christian Nationalism," that's nothing more than a recruiting buzzword. The wealthy and powerful have used religion and patriotism to convince the poor and stupid to help them win elections and to serve as meat in their armies since the beginning of, well, religion and patriotism. This new-ish term is just a recruiting buzzword that sounds noble to the stupid. They can't just call it fascism, can they?
  4. Now I'm pissed off that I've never gotten one of these! I wanna play!
  5. Watch out for your rug, bud.
  6. And I'm pretty sure it's Old Spice in there for 10 times the normal price.
  7. We should be so lucky to have Barack Obama and Chuck Schumer driving this country.
  8. I just read that those sneakers sold out within hours. Yeah, this country deserves what's coming.
  9. He types like an 11-year-old who thinks boobs probably feel like bags of sand.
  10. And choke on it, and die, please.
  11. Seriously. If you can afford to live absolutely anywhere in the world, and you're in Midland, TX, you don't get to tell anybody shit about fuck.
  12. Fuck you and your taxes. And fuck you for resenting the fact that some of your taxes go to help the less fortunate. And fuck you some more for trying to minimize gun violence. Anyone who doesn't care about this is a truly stupid and heartless person. But they'll all be at church on Sunday, won't they?
  13. All it would've taken to stop this was a good guy with a gun.
  14. For real. I'd like to think I'd respond likewise, but it's easy to say. They took that guy out.
  15. "Shoulda armed the teachers. Thoughts and prayers." -- Jesse Watters, probably
  16. You expect me to read the OP before having an opinion? Sheeeeeeeeit.
  17. Wind River deserves a mention here.
  18. 60% of the time... It works every time...
  19. Yeah, 5' 11" billionaires with pretty faces and decent bodies are all I see when I go out, too. Shit gets old.
  20. Man, Mahomes is so special. Damn.
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