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TexArcher

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  1. Gotta hope that's a very painful bruise.
  2. Nice catch, Parker!!
  3. Oh fuck yeah, there you are, defense!!
  4. If it weren't for all the football plays, I'd be having a better time.
  5. Jesus tapdancing Christ I hate everything
  6. Good call right there.
  7. Because Arch is locked onto his first read.
  8. Okay, red zone defense got better. Now go get 7 and we're right in this thing. Everybody calm down.
  9. So what the fuck was thr replay both doing during the 4 minutes of commercials?
  10. Anybody got any heroin?
  11. Hell yeah, great start!
  12. The last thing I need right now is commercials putting a Backstreet Boys song in my head.
  13. I do.
  14. This week I learned that Danica Patrick is still alive and she has opinions about things that are way over her head.
  15. And runs for another. Texas wins 45-7. Surly says any team worth a shit would've scored 48.
  16. Honestly, cleaning up the sloppy offensive penalties is one thing we really have to see today. There's no excuse to not have that fixed after a bye week.
  17. Gameday, blouses. Eager to see what Mosley can do. Let's win, by a lot, yeah?
  18. I tip my cap to him, and to any others who step aside. It must be agonizing to have to walk away from an entire career because you got a boss you can't work for in good conscience. But they'll just be replaced by loyalists. That's the point of all of this, same as the Doge firings and the shutdown firings about to happen. These are the first few chapters of Constructing a Fascist State for the 21st Century.
  19. So it's Bud Selig's fault that Houston missed the playoffs this year. Yeah, fuck that guy.
  20. Yeah, your company is volunteering for Trump, not doing business with him. 50 years of lawsuits out front shoulda told 'em.
  21. Exactly. MAGA are like aggy, and the rest of the country are like Longhorns. They know we've got it better than they do, and we're smarter than they are, and they resent the hell out of it. So, they don't mind losing, as long as we lose more. The same way that aggy would be perfectly content to go 5-7 if Texas went 2-10, these people don't mind being squeezed on inflation or even laid off, as long as they can see a libtard being deported or losing her civil rights.
  22. You're not racists because we don't like you. We don't like you because you're racists. Among other reasons.
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