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TexArcher

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  1. What if we win all three games 2-1 and aggy misses the tournament, but they almost swept the #1 team in the country?
  2. Might be time to get Austin Wood up in the pen.
  3. Okay, come on 2-out runs!!
  4. Look, if you're the football coach at Cincinnati and Ohio State calls, of course you take the job. The difference here is that aggy doesn't understand that they're just a Cincinnati, in general. They're the destination in their own minds, which is why they can take the exact same guy from TCU, but when he leaves them to go to the literal biggest job in college baseball, they can't wrap their undersized minds around it.
  5. That's seriously fucked up. I hope he hits another one tonight and moons their dugout as he rounds the bases.
  6. These are the same people who put conference championships on their stadium when they lose on a tiebreaker. Remember when they held LSU to 72 points and made commemorative cups about it? So, of course losing to the #1 team in the country by only one run is a huge deal for them. But also, tu sucks and shouldn't be #1 even with the best resume in baseball. Almost beating us is the highlight of their season, but they don't need us. The cognitive dissonance must be agonizing.
  7. Damn, Looch, mix in a salad once in a while.
  8. Aggy starts the season #1, takes a bunch of losses, and falls out of the rankings altogether. Texas takes over #1, holds it for weeks, destroys a bunch of top 10 teams, then beats a pretty good aggy team, but only by 1 run, so our #1 ranking goes in quotation marks. In typical aggy tradition, they are awesome, and the fact that we barely beat them is evidence that we're not very good. Giving aggy the internet was one of the better ideas of the late 20th Century.
  9. Filthy sequence. Go sit down and wipe that shit off your face.
  10. It's because the universe hates you assholes.
  11. Ahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha, make 'em pay for that shit, come on!
  12. Farmer against the aggy, lolololololololol
  13. DING!!!!!!!!!!!!
  14. Runs, god dammit, runs!
  15. Ain't gonna be nothing left in that pen when we're going for the sweep on Sunday.
  16. Augie smiling at this one, let's gooooo!!!
  17. I sure wouldn't be mad about a crooked number here.
  18. Next person who talks about last inning has a small weenie.
  19. WTF??? He was safe. You can't challenge the second ruling that he pushed off the bag. Fuck you, Blue.
  20. They do blackface since it's tough to pick up spin through the eyeslits in a Klan hood.
  21. Why the fuck are we gonna go 6-6 down the stretch?? Shut up, loser.
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