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TexArcher

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  1. TexArcher

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    Aggy didn't lose. They just ran out of tomato can opponents. Or a running counter: It's been X,XXX days since aggy beat Texas at football.
  2. Yeah, but their brains are small and flaccid.
  3. If we don't get in, you are telling all of college football not to schedule big OOC games anymore. They can only hurt you. And if anyone is tempted to say, "Just beat Florida," you are completely missing the point. The point is that by scheduling the huge OOC game, you are risking blowing one of your exactly two mulligans for no benefit. We didn't beat Florida, but we did beat 3 top ten teams out of 4. Why did we need to play the 5th one at all? We didn't. If you like those big early season games in college football (and who doesn't?), then we should be in. No one in their right mind thinks BYU, Utah, or Vanderbilt would beat us right now. Michigan? Maybe some would pick them, but Ohio State will take care of them tomorrow. We are absolutely one of the top 12 teams in the country, to the point that even the bumblefucks on texags are admitting it right after we took their 0.
  4. I need to put you in a well, for the good of the program.
  5. THEY SUCK AND THEY HAVE SEX WITH FARM ANIMALS.
  6. ANY FUCKING QUESTIONS, YOU LITTLE BROTHER, FAKE CHAMPIONSHIP ASS LOSERS?! HAVE FUN WITH THE SECOND HALF OF THAT TWO GAME LOSING STREAK I TOLD Y'ALL ABOUT......................................
  7. And the 20-0 against ou.......
  8. But he's already making rookie contract money here, plus endorsements. Is he better off carrying a clipboard in the NFL or winning a god damned national championship at Texas next year?
  9. I mean, it's one thing to criticize stretches of play calling, or even to criticize Sark in general. But all the "fuck this team" stuff -- don't you dare enjoy this win, you babyback bitches.
  10. This is so god damned satisfying.
  11. MICHAEL TAAFE WITH THE REDEMPTION!!! FUCK YOU, YOU FARMING LOSER SHITBIRDS!!!!
  12. Amazing. That is almost as bad as the Vandy 2-point conversion.
  13. Jesus Christ, they're giving a yard on every spot.
  14. That's my fucking quarterback right there!!!!
  15. Why is Baxter in the game right now??
  16. Right on schedule.
  17. That facemask might have lost us this game. And he had plenty of help. Ungoddamnedbelievable.
  18. Holy holding, Batman. My god.
  19. Fucking facrmask, my god. Fuck everything.
  20. Yeah, the sold out to stop the shockingly obvious play call. Ricky Williams wouldn't have gotten shit there.
  21. Dude, what is that??
  22. BREAK THESE BOYS RIGHT HERE. THEY'RE FUCKING EXHAUSTED AND THEY'RE NOT GETTING ANY PRESSURE. RUN THE BALL AND TAKE A DEEP SHOT.
  23. Don't worry about the blatant hold, you cocksuckers.
  24. Sark, you rope-a-doping mad genius, you.
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