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TexArcher

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  1. "The virtues and values that built this country." Christians breaking their own commandment by lying about how this has always been a Christian country is one of my favorite types of irony.
  2. I mean, I barely fucked your mom, but it counts.
  3. I think we're gonna win this game, and we might win it by 14+. I don't care how good ther new QB is, he's green. If we can get to him OR confuse him with coverages, mistakes are coming. And what are the odds we can't do either? But, TexArcher, can't they say all the same stuff about Arch? Sure, until he rips off a couple of 20-yard runs. He's got almost the same get-out-of-jail-free card that VY had. We're gonna run it.
  4. Yep. Fox News has been cultivating an easily manipulated and heavily armed mob for about 30 years. I've wondered aloud many times what they're going to point it at. They didn't build it for no reason. And now it looks like they're all about to be deputized. Hell, some of them will get medals and statues someday. This country is turbo fucked.
  5. I wonder what would constitute an "inappropriate setting" to a broken human being who thought it was okay to sell kids into sexual slavery.
  6. To be fair, how many of the January 6th pardoned patriots have college degrees, and where else is the FBI supposed to recruit from?
  7. Dude, Arky hates us the way ou hates us, with a little aggy sprinkled in since we don't hate them back as much as they would like. The fact that we even debate if they're a real rival must drive them up the trailer wall.
  8. Yes, but F fascism more.
  9. I was gonna say, all that happened is Trump pressed the F key and walked away, then Baron kept looking at Manga or whatever.
  10. I dunno, I could get into watching aggy lose to Mississippi St on a semi-regular basis.
  11. Why is anyone bitching about this? We'll play ou, aggy, and Arky every year, plus 6 others in a rotation (home and home, I'm assuming?). And I like the insistence that one of the OOC games remains a P4 opponent. What exactly would have been better than this? Because this sounds fucking great.
  12. And their yard looks like shit now, doesn't it?
  13. Why, just because Obama was fit and Trump is a disgusting fatbody who drinks 11 sodas a day?
  14. And Tom Segura, Sebastian Maniscalco, Anthony Jeselnik, Nate Bargatze, Eliza Shlesinger, Taylor Tomlinson, etc. Standup comedy may not have a megastar like Eddie Murphy or Chris Rock right now, but there is a shit ton of good standup from the last 15 years, too.
  15. Right, I forgot that the Gospel of Osteen negated all that outdated stuff.
  16. 7 drops have hit my roof in Cedar Park. Ooh, shit, 8 and 9. It's on.
  17. I bet Scott Jennings also doesn't care what the people in Atlanta, Detroit, and Compton think. Just a hunch.
  18. This draft-dodging pussy just called himself a war hero. Fuck him, fuck his family, and fuck everyone who has ever pretended to even like him.
  19. Oh, I've read it, and the rest of the Bible. I've read most of the Qur'an, too. It's important to be able to confront these people on their own ground, and surprisingly easy to know it better than they do.
  20. "When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the LORD your god." Leviticus 19:33-34 "Love thy neighbor as thyself" Jesus I'm an atheist, so why am I better at this than all of these believers?
  21. But losing that one guy costs their football team 0.27 of its team GPA.
  22. The biggest asshole I've ever worked for autosigned his emails with "Warm regards, Melvin." He'd type a couple of paragraphs of pure, uncut douche rocket, then you'd get that chipper signature. Wherever Melvin is today, I hope a bird shits into his coffee and he doesn't notice.
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