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TexArcher

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  1. Tits are good. aggy is bad. It's science.
  2. Damn, I'd thought that was Cristin Milioti in that ad. I was like why is this big actress doing a commercial? Would make sex music with both of them, for the record.
  3. Seriously, tho, fuck Tom Herman.
  4. In fairness, who would be there to make sure the chickens fucked if all the aggy ran off to Vegas for their third-tier bowl game?
  5. Jesus Christ, falling from #10 in the country to 5 losses is a speed bump?? I could understand if Bama fans looked at this season as an anomaly. But for aggy, this is who you are. It's who you've always been. You can't even cheat your way to more wins anymore because it's legal for everybody else to pay players, too. If the Titanic had been full of aggy, they'd have looked at the massive rip in the hull and said, "It's just a flesh wound! That just woke up the sleeping giant!"
  6. If that could be proven, I might start going to church.
  7. taylorswift13_ In reply to jaxisback • 1:39a, 12/28/24 after you stroll the msc, stroll through our hall of champions which has more Ford Trucks in it than trophies
  8. Aggy is becoming self-aware. Some of them are realizing that aggy itself is the problem. They're even turning on the yell leaders. The problem is Texas A&M | TexAgs
  9. So aggy lost 5 games with arguably its best roster and softest schedule ever? Holy shit, this is so good. Get on the phone to all of their commits. And call them again right before our next playoff game.
  10. Wait until you realize that he doesn't know shit about fuck about anything else...
  11. YOUR PRESIDENT IS A CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER. THE GUY YOU VOTED FOR.
  12. "reportedly" Ya know, a lot of people are saying...
  13. There was a Confederate flag painted on a building (like a firework stand, maybe?) on the side of 290 between Houston and Austin back in the 90's. Not sure what happened to it, but glad it's long gone.
  14. It really is. Bonus points for ou watching the first playoff from the sideline and being largely forgotten about for the last three years because they finally fucked up a coaching hire. More bonus points for aggy going 8-4 with maybe its best roster and softest schedule ever. We're one of the best teams in the country and our rivals and main recruiting foes aren't even in the top 25. We're in a beautiful place right now, and it looks very sustainable.
  15. 100%. We could've beaten Clemson without throwing anything more than 15 yards downfield, and that should be the same situation against AZ State. Run the ball, play action pass to quick hitters in the middle of the field, and mix in some screens (but not the reverse ones that take 4 seconds and get Quinn hit, please). Get to the semis with Quinn and Bond 100% healthy. If we can do that, we've got as good a shot as anybody.
  16. I'd have sex with Cristin Milioti. And I'm not just saying that.
  17. LOL at the band continuing to play like 5 seconds after the call.
  18. Bru McCoy is like 28 now, right?
  19. C'mon, Tennessee. I'm gonna have 7 months of movie nights soon enough. Make this thing interesting.
  20. Holy shit, I think that's gonna stand, maybe??
  21. No way he came down inbounds??
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