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TexArcher

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  1. Here we go again. Christ. Wait, that shouldn't stand. Great strike, but they pushed Caicedo 3 freaking feet.
  2. Glad I skipped this one. I had Khamzat by boring decision in my head, and I'm too old to stay up until midnight for that anymore.
  3. LOL at Putin wearing 3-inch elevator shoes and sliding slightly to the foreground to appear less miniature.
  4. No shit. I already said I'm generally the most anti-conspiracy guy in the room. But the official story here has a ton of problems, which have already been pointed out. You seem content to write that off as: dozens of highly trained professionals all made a shitload of mistakes on the same day. Okay. I would ordinarily agree with you, except that their mistakes and the resulting photo op just happened to be very good for an all-time con man. All I'm saying is that in this instance, I don't have any more difficulty believing the conspiracy than the official story. The whole thing is batshit crazy either way, and, stay with me here, Trump and his people are liars, cons, and masters of optics. So, yeah, I have questions when a con man gets a series of ridiculously lucky breaks right when he needed it the most. That's all.
  5. Ordinarily, I would agree with this. But Trump has no scar on his ear. And the Secret Service would never, ever, in a million years put him back into the line of fire like that. Believing the official story requires an awful lot of assumptions, so you can put Occam's Razor away. Whichever version is true is ridiculous and unbelievable. But in a real shooting, the one thing that is 100% predictable is the Secret Service's response. And that is not what we got.
  6. Yeah, I don't know all the ins and outs and what-have-yous. But I guess what I'm saying is that when a notorious con man is involved in something wildly unbelievable, it probably is. I thought it was somewhat suspicious at the time. Upon further review, I have a choice to believe that a kid was able to outwit dozens of members of one of the best security forces in the world, make his way to a relatively easy shot, then miss the shot by several inches, which happened to graze the president and create just enough blood for one of the all-time photo ops, with the Secret Service helping the once-and-future president back into the line of fire to facilitate it, etc. Or, the professional liars faked it. This is the only conspiracy theory I can think of where it takes more leaps of faith to believe the official story than the conspiracy. So, I think there very well might be something to it.
  7. You're right. There's no way it was live ammo.
  8. Hence, no scar. And they stood him right back up into the same line of fire for a photo op? And the eagle-eyed sniper spotted the bad guy within a second or two after the shots, but not before? I generally think conspiracy theories are ridiculous, but that entire thing stunk at the time and it hasn't aged well since.
  9. That is amazing. I guarantee the Fox News assholes are laughing about this in their meetings before they try figure out how to criticize it in the most delightfully hypocritical and least self-aware ways possible.
  10. "Man, those Canucks would still be speaking French if it weren't for us bailing them out. We should quit sending our welfare up there until they show some gratitude." -- Publicly educated Trumpkin, probably
  11. Live feed from Kibbles' house...
  12. Nothing will ever top the Rampage powerbomb because ot the caliber of fighter he did it to. Ricardo Arona was very close to world class.
  13. Isn't Markwayne Mullin the guy who challenged somebody to a fight in the middle of Congress? Now he's scared to sit in a locked car through a 60-second red light? This makes it seem like he may not actually be a tough guy. Like, I dunno, man, maybe the first thing was performance art or something?
  14. It's gonna be a lot. I'm glad I'm white and I'll get to see them all.
  15. Also, are we not talking about Trump taking military control of DC today? Seems like more than just "look at this shiny thing and not at the Epstein stuff," no?
  16. But they'll *strenuously* object.
  17. Imagine thinking you could vote for Trump and not get fucked over. Y'all still believe in Santa Claus, too?
  18. I wonder if the cartels will leave their face coverings on their severed heads as they're swinging from an overpass?
  19. And his wife's whorish exposed shoulders, which everybody knows are much less classy than exposed white implanted tits.
  20. Trump is Temu Putin.
  21. That's the perfect way to say what I was saying earlier. And Trump yells his money (while he's leveraged to the hilt).
  22. Yep. The Kennedys and Bushes dressed well, and they had nice things, and they had taste (or could afford people who did). Old Money isn't loud about it, because everyone in their circle has money, too. It's expected. So, you show it, quietly, with a nod and a wink, and maybe a little class. Everything about Donald Trump screams New Money, like he's some street kid who won the lottery and he's been trying to buy his way into the Old Money Country Club ever since. This is ironic, given how much family money he came from, but real Old Money would never surround itself with that much gold paint, unless maybe its dick didn't work.
  23. Oh, I love Greek food. But I'll take my chili Texan, thank y'all kindly.
  24. And they eat dogs in Korea, but that doesn't mean I have to.
  25. This is dog shit dressing up as food for Halloween.
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