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TexArcher

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  1. GOOD MORNING, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS. Let's win.
  2. Ah, yes, Jesus likes us better. I hope we get to curbstomp these guys.
  3. Is that 6 guys failing to block 3? Good lord.
  4. I mean, that was pretty egregious, tho.
  5. They blanketed 44 there, finally.
  6. Okay, this game doesn't suck.
  7. He'd probably rather you didn't....
  8. We're gonna get dragged again for starting bottle throwing, watch.
  9. Is there an argument to be made that the ball's uncatchable if it's 5 yards underthrown and being picked off?
  10. How many holds have there been in this entire playoff? I've watched every game and I can't imagine it's more than maybe two.
  11. Penn State is Sanduskied if 44 is done.
  12. Have y'all even contemplated what we're gonna do to defenses next year with Arch and CJ? It's gonna be terrifying and awesome.
  13. You should look into contracts with gamblers who pay you not to say that shit.
  14. Concussed QB? QB draw. Rub some dirt on it.
  15. Still feel like ND wins this.
  16. Tomorrow night there's a chance to showcase the Showband of the Southwest and The Best Damn Band in the Land. But no, some C- powertool will get to play while everyone at home hits mute and pulls out their phones.
  17. I think I broke my penis.
  18. Get out of my laptop, dude!
  19. This is like watching old fat people try to have sex.
  20. "It looks like they're gonna have to get more from their offense" He says of the team with 0 points.
  21. What's he supposed to do, take a 50/50 chance of getting it at the 1??
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