Jump to content

TexArcher

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    28445
  • Joined

  • Days Won

    20

Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. I knew you could do it!!
  2. Alright, Jalin, try to get plunked again.
  3. I know that's never gonna be scored a 3-base error, but it pretty much was. Gotta convert that gift.
  4. She's 78, but I'm not here to judge anyone.
  5. You're not our mom! We do what we want.
  6. Holy shit, it's gonna take 15 to win this.
  7. How is their bullpen? Because this guy looks to be going over 20 pitches in the first inning.
  8. OOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
  9. There we go -- get these bats cranked up and let's fucking go!!
  10. Let's beat the absolute shit out of these mid-major conference, generic mascot, flyover state fucking losers.
  11. I'm sure they can kiss my burnt orange Director's Cup ass.
  12. After a bunch of Juan Soto posturing about taking pitches all the way to 3-2.
  13. Only one matters.
  14. I bet DV can squeeze in an inning today if we're tied in the 7th or 8th, something like that. Obviously, the strong preference is for him to sit and go tomorrow. But if tomorrow is at all in question, I'm sure he'll tell Schloss he's ready.
  15. Everybody calm your tits and let's just win twice today.
  16. Okay, pound K State and we'll see what these guys have left for pitching. We've still got a shot. But god damn it's so much easier if you win the first two. And we had it right there. Shit.
  17. Okay, we need a miracle here, boys.
  18. Bullshit ass game.
  19. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
  20. LET'S FUCK GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
  21. Don't fuck us, don't fuck us, don't fuck us.......
  22. He's safe, asshat.
  23. DV is the boogeyman.
×
×
  • Create New...