Jump to content

TexArcher

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    29574
  • Joined

  • Days Won

    20

Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. I mean, yeah. We were all expecting a breakout season last year, before the injuries derailed him two years running.
  2. 47 and 49 can fuck all the way off. So can 48, if they have one. Don't even get me started on 50 through 99. Fuck those guys.
  3. Yeah, but I already know they'd support this. They fell hard for "They come here and kill white girls like that one what's-her-name." Also, I've pretty much ended all of those friendships since Charlie Kirk died and became a martyr to them. Imagine being a 50-year-old and falling for that bullshit shtick, and ignoring or not seeing the racism. No, life is too short to keep knowing those people.
  4. This could be on pornhub.
  5. I mean, he found a play where a guy got open. PK exposed!! We're in deep shit next year!!
  6. "Arbuckle solved PK by the second quarter" This Kegan Reneau guy also thinks he's solved golf because he got under 100 that one time.
  7. I'm not sure which is worse: Acting like low 90s in a building with unlimited water and shade is the 7th level of Hell. or Being such a shitty coach that you have to deflect by acting like one missed call is why you got shut out in the second half and lost by 17. But by all means, carry on, you babyback bitches. This is awesome.
  8. This is the "Seems like he sucks" thread for a new generation of Surly.
  9. I get this, but it's inexcusable for a team with this many athletes to have to let punts bounce for fear of fumbling the catch. We've lost over a hundred yards of field position that way this season, and it's making things harder for an offense that has its own issues. It's not Niblett's fault if he just can't make those catches. But there are a bunch of rich decision makers with a bunch of talented players to evaluate. Figure it out.
  10. Texas -- 45 Kentucky -- 10
  11. This is amazing. These guys are so upset, lol.
  12. Whoop(sies)
  13. They'll lose to LSU and Mizzou. And probably one other.
  14. This announcer is like an even less funny Dane Cook calling a football game.
  15. How was that a hold?? Because he pushed him down?
  16. Yeah, but the only thing that dude grinds is pepper onto his 2.5k calorie dinners.
  17. Mike Elko looks like he's suffering from donut withdrawals.
  18. If you weren't so stupid, you'd be a better sports opinion guy, but you are, so you're not.
  19. SHAWSHANK!!
  20. Fuck yeah, Coach.
  21. Plus the other three bitches and the dog.
  22. I mean, the first boat to land at Normandy was four Corps boys and Reveille.
  23. Why do they have fake national championships and fake conference championships on their stadium? They're aggy. Bragging about bullshit is what they do.
  24. Moss helped off the field and Concepcion hurt earlier. It would be a real shame if aggy got so many injuries that they ended up 7-5 instead of their rightful 8-4.
×
×
  • Create New...