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TexArcher

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Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. Right on schedule.
  2. That facemask might have lost us this game. And he had plenty of help. Ungoddamnedbelievable.
  3. Holy holding, Batman. My god.
  4. Fucking facrmask, my god. Fuck everything.
  5. Yeah, the sold out to stop the shockingly obvious play call. Ricky Williams wouldn't have gotten shit there.
  6. Dude, what is that??
  7. BREAK THESE BOYS RIGHT HERE. THEY'RE FUCKING EXHAUSTED AND THEY'RE NOT GETTING ANY PRESSURE. RUN THE BALL AND TAKE A DEEP SHOT.
  8. Don't worry about the blatant hold, you cocksuckers.
  9. Sark, you rope-a-doping mad genius, you.
  10. Stop the outside stuff. One cut and go. Hesitate if you need to, then go. That is working.
  11. Keep running it. Let's go!!!
  12. Well, it starts with a burnt orange jersey.
  13. Run. The. Ball.
  14. Hell yeah, D!!! Punt that ball, you farming pieces of shit!!!
  15. Or taking an 80-pound donut shit?
  16. Like it's a full-time job or something.
  17. It's not correct -- they gave him a full yard.
  18. Can a zipper be repaired, or do you just need new jeans?
  19. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
  20. FUCK YEAH RUN BALL YEAH FUCK YEAH
  21. Fuck yeah, run the god damned ball!!
  22. Defense is balling. Let's go, Sark -- earn your fucking millions, brother. If you've been saving anything, now is the time.
  23. Exactly. Nobody cares if he's available for the Tidy Bowl, probably including him. Go win this fucking game.
  24. Okay, defense. We need another stop. If we can get it back and take the lead, all the pressure shifts to them.
  25. Just go, Arch, god damn.
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