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TexArcher

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  1. They might hate her, but they can't deny dat ass.
  2. Lemme guess -- it was actually signed by Joe Biden's auto-pen? Fuck your face.
  3. Double post. Fuck all of these people a thousand times.
  4. That's pretty much exactly what I'm expecting. To get out of prison, she will say whatever she's told to say to corroborate whichever slivers of the Epstein file the bad guys want to release, while destroying the rest. They're going to find a way to burn the Democrats with this while saving their cult leader. And that horrific cunt is gonna lie her way out of prison, or at least into a much more comfortable one. Why would it possibly turn out any other way?
  5. Yeah, you found out he's a crook when he didn't pay you for services rendered, like everyone else who has ever done business with him. Fuck all of these ridiculous people.
  6. Who're these fuckin' guys?!
  7. Petition to rename thread: Things Not Going Well For Aunt Tom
  8. Okay, make him dress up as a trash can when you bang him.
  9. Make her dress up as a trash can when you bang her.
  10. You should make HER avatar Altuve.
  11. Only a matter of time before someone caps one of these ICE agents. Shit might get really ugly after that.
  12. Especially if one of them gets him, too, with a military-grade assault rifle legally purchased from an Academy along with a pair of Crocs and a fishing shirt.
  13. At this point, there is a non-zero chance that we see a January 6th-style invasion of the White House. And I am pro-that.
  14. Start with the not lying part, maybe? Like, maybe don't speak complete bullshit every time you open your mouth. You don't have to go for the whole Christ-like thing all at once. Just be a little bit less of a piece of shit than you were the day before, every day, and maybe in a thousand years you'll be as decent a human being as the average atheist, you sanctimonious fucking windbag.
  15. If they don't like it here, they can go back to their own shithole countries!
  16. Damn. RIP.
  17. There's an Indian restaurant in his suburb, so how could he be a racist?
  18. It'll be January. The first month. And January will have to become the longest month, obviously. I bet he'll order a new calendar where January absorbs enough days from February so that February is left with 3/5ths as many days as January.
  19. Well, when you have the choice to help the less fortunate or incarcerate them, you incarcerate them. That's what Jesus said. Plus the free labor is good for the economy. It's a win-win.
  20. I might have to shell out for this one. Dustin and Max have always been two of my favorites. And the rest of the card isn't bad.
  21. "This is the way the world ends, Not with a bang but a whimper."
  22. I don't know a lot about the law, but this sure looks like the administration is saying, "We have nothing to hide! Release the evidence!" while making sure that what is released can't hurt them. Is that about right?
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