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TexArcher

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  1. No, this is how the system works. And someone who's spent more hours in court than most lawyers knows it. You fat fucking con.
  2. You've got a lot of money, Mark...... Go on and lead by example...... Except that you're not as fucking stupid as the people who listen to your show and buy your books.......
  3. Neither, really. He's supposed to worth somewhere between 2 and 3 billion, but he doesn't have anywhere near half a billion liquid to pay the judgment, and the folks who loan that kind of money for this kind of thing don't want his illiquid assets as collateral. I think he'd have written the check the day after the judgment if it would've cleared. This has to be excruciating for that narcissistic doucherocket. Maybe he'll have an aneurysm over it??
  4. I never thought I'd be the type of person who rooted for a man to be publicly ruined and/or murdered. But apparently I am. Seize his shit and send him to federal-pound-me-in-the-ass-prison so he can get shanked to death by a black inmate who is the grandson of someone he once denied an apartment lease to in his early NYC slumlord days. It's the only way to be sure.
  5. Thank goodness I've got several terrabytes saved on my laptop and various external hard drives, plus access to xhamster, the rest of the internet, etc. Ya almost got me to put my dick down, Texas. That was close.
  6. With a black president... In a tan suit... Whose wife exposed her shoulders...
  7. Man, fuck this guy so much.
  8. It has nothing to do with the fact that he went to ou. He punched a girl in the face. He can be lit on fire as far as I'm concerned.
  9. Okay, fine -- they paid a reasonable price for a complete piece of shit. Cool.
  10. So, the Texans just traded for a massive character issue who was about to be released? Fucking Christ, man.
  11. Fuck Joe Mixon. Do not want. Some lines can't be uncrossed, and I refuse to believe he will ever be anything other than a gigantic piece of human fucking garbage.
  12. Well, if we're not gonna have a running back, I guess having a good punter is a good idea.
  13. Kinda surprised no one bitched about the refs.
  14. I wouldn't have thought this thread would make me horny, but here we are.
  15. Joe's face there is what my face looks like when Joe talks about anything other than MMA.
  16. I went ahead and got the Xbox X, partly because my laptop is getting near full. This gives me another terrabyte, and it lets me move the Blu Ray player into the bedroom. Yeah, I have a bunch of discs and I still watch them. Get off my lawn. This machine feels like a pretty big jump from the Xbox One. I'm gruntled.
  17. Over/under on when the Surly cleaver becomes a murder weapon = October 12th, 2024.
  18. Holy shit. That looks like a high school play.
  19. Because their bodies aren't even their own anymore.
  20. I have never hit a woman in my life, but I would like to blast MTG with a three-piece combo.
  21. You're damn right. Because it's the right thing to do.
  22. Mike Johnson 100% wants to speak to the manager right now.
  23. Serious question: Is Mike Johnson wearing rouge?
  24. Did Johnson just roll his eyes at the inflation comment? Bro, you believe in creationism. Don't even pretend to understand macroeconomics.
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