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TexArcher

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    Bert!

  2. Random Awful Realization of the Day: All this time, we thought the GOP was using the NRA money and gun lobby to win elections. In hindsight, that was a secondary benefit. What they were chiefly doing was making sure that the armed contingent of Americans was firmly in their corner. These are the people who have wet dreams about taking up arms against a tyrannical government. How do you create a tyrannical government and not have to face that? You support their right to bear arms. You back them, vehemently, so that they come into your fold wholeheartedly, where you can indoctrinate them so completely, over the course of about thirty years, that they won't even be able to tell that you've instituted a tyrannical regime until it's too late. You subjugate them last.
  3. Thoughts, prayers, freedom fries, fuck it
  4. No better way to ride off into the sunset than trolling the Buckeye fans. Do it, Coach.
  5. Oh, please don't leave white females out of it...
  6. A lot of us called Trump's win, and the reasons for it, well ahead of time. Not exactly something to take a victory lap over.
  7. I swear to god, he doesn't know how the internet works. He talks as if he's describing how things are on an old-time radio broadcast where he's free to tell the listeners what's happening and they can't see it or verify anything because they're thousands of miles away.
  8. So, employees of the supposedly independent DOJ are obligated to lie in court on behalf of this administration or they'll be fired. Sure, nothing to see here. Christ, man.
  9. BuT WHy dO YoU HavE A pRobLeM WiTh DepOrTInG TErRoRiStS?! Bunch of stupid ass barking seal puppet motherfuckers.
  10. Finally watched Carry-On. It might have set the record for the most plot holes in one movie. What a stupid, ridiculous mess. I recommend hitting yourself in the head with a hammer and passing out for two hours instead.
  11. Um, didn't this end with several thousand people massacred, a huge loss of recently gained reforms, and much tighter government control of pretty much everything? I'm actually afraid we might see something very much like this here eventually.
  12. "Descendents of British Travelers" is the preferred nomenclature.
  13. So, today we went from "this was an administrative error" to "this guy was judged to be a member of MS-13, so he's in the right place." Judged by whom? Using what evidence? If you're not livid about this and afraid of your government right now, you're an idiot.
  14. This dipshit will be googling, "How does a country file for bankruptcy?" by the middle of the summer.
  15. Good shit. Volk 4-1 for me. 2 and 5 were close, but still think Volk landed more significant shots.
  16. Jesus, how does Volk shake off that uppercut? Dude is an animal.
  17. Colby Covington making Ted Cruz not the biggest asshole in the room for the first time in his life.
  18. Jesus, Paddy looks better every fight. He's manhandling Chandler.
  19. Not a chance, lol. Silva won the first round, and he really won the second round. I thoroughly enjoyed that ass whipping.
  20. Hope Silva breaks this redneck idiot.
  21. Nice card tonight!!
  22. Literal LOL at "next election." It's cool that we're all keeping our sense of humor.
  23. Right, like when was this guy not a gigantic egomaniacal piece of shit?
  24. Right. It used to be that a platform to speak on a subject had to be earned, with degrees and credentials and testimonials from other subject matter experts. Now anybody can have a forum to speak as if they know what they're talking about without having to prove it. See David Avocado Wolfe, health and nutrition guru with no education on health or nutrition, who thinks that chocolate is an octave of sun energy (no shit). See Jenny McCarthy educating an entire generation of shitter researchers on the real cause of autism, and these vapid housewives listen because she's pretty and they've heard her name before. That's all it takes. It's the worst irony ever that the greatest storehouse of information in human history has made us irredeemably stupid.
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